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Cap's right....what was I thinking??!! If I'm going to fight in this epic battle then I need to be properly dressed for it. I just figured my sandals and shorts were ok because we were just practicing. But, I need to get used to fighting in full gear so, from now on, that's what I'm doing.
I really do want to thank you, Cap, for the helmet! It fits perfectly and will serve me well in battle, I'm sure. BUT, you're NOT touching an inch of my hair!! That's where I draw the line. So, you better hope Charlie has something that I can use.
C'mon Pup, let's go practice some more now that I have my helmet. Just give me a minute to change from my shorts and sandals to proper pants and boots.......
ANGEL COMES TO THE BARN, NOW IN PANTS AND BOOTS. IS SHE GOING TO LEND A HAND. A HELPING HAND IS ALWAYS WELCOME.
BUT SHE IS NOT IN THE MOOD TO HELP. I CAN SEE SHE IS UPSET. SHE TELLS ME THE CAP WAS GOING TO CUT OFF HER HAIR BECAUSE IT COULD BE A PROBLEM IN BATTLE.
I COULD SEE CAP'S POINT. LONG HAIR IN A FIGHT IS A HAND HOLD FOR THE ENEMY TO CONTROL A PERSON WITH. I COULD ALSO SEE HER POINT. TAKES A LONG TIME TO GROW HAIR THAT LONG. BEEN THERE DONE THAT IN MY OLD LIFE.
OK, SO YOU WANT A WAY TO KEEP YOUR HAIR AND PLEASE THE CAP.
I GRABBED A STEP STOOL. STOOD BEHIND HER STARTED TO PART HER HAIR DOWN THE MIDDLE.
STOPPED WENT TO MY BAG GOT THE MAGIC KNITTING NEEDLES AND TOLD THEM TO KNIT A FINELY KNITTED SNOOD.
RETURNED TO ANGEL AND BRAIDED HER HAIR IN TWO BRAIDS. THEN CROSSED THEM. TIED THE TWO TOGETHER IN THE MIDDLE AND CONTINUED TO CROSS AND TIE THEY THEY WERE TIGHT TO HER NECK.
THE NEEDLES WERE GOING AT BREAK NECK SPEED. THEY HAS SENSED THAT THERE WAS A HURRY. I HAD TOLD ANGEL WHAT I WAS DOING WHILE I DID IT. THIS WAY IF YOU LOSE YOUR HELMET AND SNOOD THE HAIR IS STILL TIED UP. THE SNOOD FINISHED I SLIPPED IT ON. NOW WITH YOU HELMET ON IT SHOULD STAY SECURELY IN PLACE. I KNOW IT IS NOT THE NEATEST JOB. I DID IT QUICKLY. I AM SURE YOU WILL DO A MUCH BETTER JOB. NOW YOU ARE SET SHOW THE CAP. AND TELL HIM NO MORE TRYING TO CUT FEMALE HAIR. THEN I WINKED AT HER, WE DO OUT NUMBER HIM. THERE ARE 6 OF US, AND THERE IS ONLY HIMSELF AND SOMETIMES PTG.
I was in The Tea Room again trying to wake up PTG i swear I am going to toss him in with the Blacksmith they will look like twins.
$%^&*())(*&^%$%^&()_+_)(*&^ craponacracker PTG WAKE UP no amount of beauty sleep is going to help you now GET UP
Okay you asked for it I dosed him with a picture of ice cold water == nothing .
Okay time to bring out the big guns ==== JENNY YOUR ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED IN THE TEA ROOM COME ARMED
As I wait for Jen Angel comes in with a smile ear to ear .
I look her over and am happy with what I see all except her pants and boots but I can fix that.
Very well done with your hair and because Penny has long hair to she will show you how to put it up in under 30 seconds when we are called to battel
Now the last thing you need are proper boots and a wrap around waist to knee protection.
Come I have just the thing for you,,,, We arrive at my storage shed were I find what I am looking for.
I hand her the boot that are a light steel that goes from toe to knee and in a wing shape so the legs are protected but air can still flow.
Next I hand her he wrap around it looks heavy byt like all our battle gear is made from a special light weight steel.
the skirt part is webbed to the thigh and the tear drop slates go to the knee cap.
There you go you are all set now not only do you need practice with your new weapons you will also know how to dress in a heart beat Pup will help you with that as well she will show you how to have all this ready at arms reach you will get to the point that you will be fully battle ready in about 30 seconds.
Angel looks at me like my dust bunnies stole my marbles.
You will see it will come so easy when you get used to it so Pup no fooling around now get serious and you two go train Angel says in all this ??? Cap I can barely walk ..
I laugh take a few steps,, she frowns at me ... go on do it.
Gingerly she takes her first step in full gear ,,,, then another then she does a short jog WOW WOW WOW Cap ot fells like nothing on me.
That is the secret to our special steel made by The Elven Clan.
When we wear our battle gear the steel heated by our body forms to our shape like a second skin.
Now go practice and no monkey business,
I head back to The Tea Room ,, rubbing my Amulet JEN on my way back meet you in The Tea Room .
Rubbing agai I call Frost----- ***RIDER*******
Take the Dragons do a recon I do not have a good feeling today ***** RIDER ******
Smoke ----- *** LEADER****
Take the family on a hunt and search the areas for any thing out of place ***** LEADER *****
I wake up from my deep slumber. "What? Has Randy finished his book?"
I'm handed cake and a lighter.
"Finally!" I jump up and straighten my oven mitts. "Just tell me who you want blown up."
Oh Jenny you know who but not blow up blow up just wake the lug head up
And be on stand by I am getting rumbles of enemy action on the shore line of The Bone Kingdom and you my dear boomer really have to remember the Portals you found we have to find them and you do your thing KABOOMMMMMMMMMMM
I slowly become aware of my surroundings in the Tea Room
From the hustle and bustle around me I am made aware of the fact that there is “Something afoot” and that this is imminent.
I am somewhat to see Angel and Pup bedecked in a shiny steel armour of the like that has not graced these halls for millennia
Even more remarkable appears to be the fact that thy are holding real weapons. When oh! when did Angel learn to use them?
The Cap’n as usual is chivvying them to fall into line and it dawns on me that they are prepared to do battle.
But who with?
As far as I can see there is no foe!
I turn a bleary eye to the Chair that Charlie normally sits in and notices that she is surrounded by HER best and fiercest animal troops.
This is serious!
Jenifer, determined as ever, not to be outdone, has her own fashion sense of militaria! She has spheres of several shapes and sizes hung from her waist with bits of candles sticking from their ends.
She is obviously aching to be off and attacking some foe who to me is invisible.
I turn to my broom
“Who and where is the enemy?”
I call up to the rafters to my friendly crow and ask the same question
I get a picture in my minds eye of the nearby deep tunnels filling with alien creatures and more recognisable troops, all with silver markings on their shields.
The Northern Kingdom is invading us from below?
Stray subconscious thoughts flood back as I begin to remember the recent events of the Realm that have occurred in the past few weeks.
I need to consult the archivists who have scribbled the most recent events and quickly as I have the ominous thoughts that the Capn’s strategy is not going to prevail against these new hoards
I stare blankly at Randy as he assures me I know who I'm blowing up and something about a kingdom of bones.
I just nod.
It's a fair bet I have enough explosives to blow up everything, so I'm bound to hit something he wants me to.
"Just tell me when".
I roll over and go back to sleep.
Oh Wow Angel! Your new outfit is trice "Awesome" and what can I say about your new doo! Hummm...wonder if I ask Charlie "Pretty Please" if She would knit me one of those nifty Hairdos and Snoods too? Well Angel, Snow is all geared up and raring to fly us both to...."What the heck!" Out of the bright blue MC sky an dropping squarely on Angels right Shoulder is a beautiful pure white Owl..."One of the Northern Realms Snowy Owls Fledglings has requested to be an Dragon Warrior Angels Companion Animal" Snow softly speaks...."That's great Angel!...But I think because it comes from the Northern Kingdom and was never requested, before you think about adopting it, don't you think you'd better talk to Captain Randy first? Just as a wee bit of precaution during this time? OK Angel! Are you ready to take your first "Dragon Flight"? With fingers crossed behind my back and a great big smile on my lips.......I promise a "Smooth Ride" (with maybe a wee "Hick Up Bounce" along the way) cause I know from experience dear Friends that Dragon Riding can never really be guaranteed to be a constant Smooth Ride all the way......... to "Jacobs Farm" to be certain everything's "A" OK there......Afterward, Angel, Snow and I will proceed to fly further on for a Realm recognizance check for Captain Randy.....
Angel, did you notice that "White Wolf Cub" playing with two of the Jacob's Young'uns out in the Meadow behind their Cottage? It seems like the Northern Realms Critter's are for some reason taking refuge away from their Home Land for a reason...Don't you think Angel that we'd better bring Charlie and Her Animal Expertise as well as Captain Randy in on this strange happenings right?! Meanwhile......... I couldn't help but notice How the Snowy Owl Fledgling has taken quite a shine to you too Angel girl.......Just In case you can keep it as an Worrier companion Animal, have you decided on a name yet so that It will form a life long bond with you? Hummmm....I think also you will have to go through some sort of Bonding Ceremony also.... but...you will have to consult with Captain and Charlie about that....What do you say Snow, let's head on to the Eastern Realm Next where we will pay a special visit to the Monkey Family as well as do recognizance for Captain Randy... OK Angel?.......
Finally PTG is back in the land of the living but still does not look himself and that drawing in his hand of a full Armour ??
Where in hell did he get it and every part named?
I am sure when he was off in the wild blue yonder he did NOT take art lesson's/
I have to handle him carefully bring him bacl slowly thing is time ,
call a general meeting of everyone ,,, critters and our neighbors
Okay listen up carefully we all are going on a quest a very important quest Jenny you will come with me so I can show you your targets and maybe that will jog your memory if you ever past that way.
The rest of you go to each and every HO'S you can all except the Bone Kingdom The Northern Island my group will take care of them.
If you see anything like a new cave,, tunnel or a shining circel STAY away but mark it and let me know via your Amulets where they are.
What you are going after are Rune Stones I need as many as you can carry bring then back here and Charlie will have wagons to hold them .
PTG untill you are feeling better I need you to stay here with Opel and Miss Katt your job right now is to take care of them and the Tea Room,, I look at Opel and Miss Katt both nod they understand and Opel lifts her huge rollin pin as to say I will bonk him if try's to leave .
Okay time lets go.
Jenny time to rock and boom lets go.
Frost is ready when we arrive Jenn wants to search alone not behind me,,, okay hold on,, I take my Amulet and call Charlie to send me Griff .
Within minutes Griff arrives and Jenn climbs up and straps in ,,, Griff you follow Frost and I and let Jenn do her thing,,, Jenny you will know any enemies and Griff will let you if you miss any also he knows the tunnels and caves so you are in good wings, Snow you have Pup and Angel,,, Brulle and Jewel with be our look outs ,
Griff heads to The Harbor with Jewel as there scout Pup is sent to The Bone Kingdom with Brulle as there scout Frost and I head to The Northern Islands.