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Mmmmmm! Thank you, Miss Katt, that was delicious, and hit the spot. C'mon Pup, let's get to training.....who knows how much time we have before all Hell breaks loose around here again!
Cap, we'll be in the field practicing, if you need us.
Well! It is time to get a move on and rescue Jen.
We can’t have her missing for too long from the kitchen or the ‘hills will be alive with the sound of her tummy rumbling!’
One more quick look at the map which I then jab at my broom
“This is where we are going so NO ‘ifs or buts’. No excuses because it is too far or that the weather is inclement.
“We get under the canopy of the greenish mist, locate where it is coming from and I will shut it down.
“Then WE will find and rescue our partner: that fickle fashionista who will welcome us with open arms.
“I have put a slice of cake in my pocket to sustain her if she is a little peckish”
I get the feeling that my broom is doing all of this under duress and this is not helped by the cawing and cooing of my two pets also urging caution.
As we are travelling to the far north I wrap an extra layer or two around my extremities. I also add a few combustible knick-knacks to the pockets.
Finally I test my amulet by telling all and sundry: "Jen I am your knight in shining armour and will shortly rescue you from any fates worse than death you may be suffering at this moment of time!”
Cap’n Bob scowls but nods his approval as he gives an extra burp to send me on my way.
Angel is dreamy eyed as she hones her weapon and thinks of possible future conflicts. She thinks that she is 100% warrior now!
Katt comes bustling out with the emergency vittles’.
Broom in hand we head for the marked spot on the map.
Well! I expected it to be cold but never this cold. IT Is freezing and every shape we pass I consider to be the enemy with the abominable snowman rapidly becoming a reality.
Cautiously I peer around a large rock in the middle of the path and there: lo and behold! A thin evil green mist oozing from a cave disappearing into the hillside.
Unfortunately there is a slight problem!
At the entrance are two VERY large oafish louts with spears lolling around in a semblance of guarding this hole in the ground as the green mist twirls and swirls around them and then filters into the atmosphere.
I am just about to slither my way around them and into the cave when there are loud noises emanating from it closely followed by three more oafs. One of them is barking out orders in an unknown language while the two loutish guards appear to cringe before him.
The other two new guards replace them at the cave entrance and the one in charge stomps back followed by the other two.
In a flash my fertile brain suggests that I follow them closely. They do not seem to be too observant and any ward placed on the cave entrance will be down while they all pass through
Once in the very dim and dark cave which descends into the bowels of the earth, the men before me suddenly disappear into a room full of noise, with the smells of food and drink flowing out into the corridor.
I plaster myself into a dark corner on the opposite wall and carefully glance about me.
The thin green mist is flowing along the ceiling. Below the atmosphere although stale and rancid appears to be clear of it.
I rub my amulet and try to reach Jen.
She must be here somewhere but where?
It could take months to explore all these passages.
Then I remember.
In my pocket I have a small but very intelligent rabbit, still with a pencil and a note tied to its back.
I pick it out of my pocket and glance closely and carefully at the little bundle of fur staring bright eyed back at me
It is chittering on a small carrot it had found in my pocket for emergency rations.
“I shall say this only once!
“Find your erstwhile mistress that your ancestors served so well and wait for her to reply to the note.
“Then come back to me with her reply”
Time to wait now in hiding for it to come back, in the meantime cursing the fact that I could have found Jen much more easily if I’d had the foresight to ‘borrow’ Ghost Pup from Charlie!
Siting at the table with Angel,, Pup and Charlie I glare at my pad then it hits me,
Charlie I know how to protect your workers and any one who will use the new tunnels.
Okay Braineack do tell this will be good she says,
You know your faith in me is just amazing I am so touched that ever one believes in me I mean really that every on respects me *** that is a laugh********* I just have to remember YOU are NOT Military,
Any way I will explain that part when the new tunnels are done,
By the way Charlie how long do you think it will take PTG to realize he made a huge mistake in not taking Ghost Pup You and one of your kitty;s???
And how long before he screams for our help??
TUNNELS ARE DANGEROUS NO MATTER, AS FOR YOU NOT SO BRIGHT SECOND. I FIGURE HE HAS ALREADY COME TO THAT CONCLUSION. THE MAN NEVER THINKS THINGS THROUGH. JUST TAKE A WILD HARE AND DOES IT. THEN WHEN HE COMES TO A DEAD END OR GETS INTO TROUBLE WONDERS WHY HE DIDN'T DO THIS OR THAT.
CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT HIM NOW. HE JUST SAID I'M OFF AND LEFT, "ALONE" NO BACKUP EXCEPT FOR THAT SILLY HUNK OF WOOD.
Yeah I know the tunnels can be dangerous but I have a solution that I learned from my visit with My Lady,
that is why I am waiting for your workers to tell me where they want there new ones and then I will take over and fortifie
them so they will be 100% safe.
Now Charlie I think it would be a good thing to give the ole boy PTG a hand just a nudge lol
I need you to pack up some TNT and some bombs so that * when * PTG* rescues Jen she can blow those tunnels to hell and back,
Also we need Ghost Pup and PTG's pet crow so he can tell him where and where he finds Jen he then can play Jen;s shining Knight on a white horse *WEG* I will play stupid untill Jen is back then face to face set things straight on a nice way of course.
Oh by the way my boys will be by to clean out your do do pile and take it to the farmers ,,,, you know that arrangement we made with them works out super you get all that do do cleaned out ,,,, the farmers get great fertilizer ( Jacob said they are getting bumper crops with that fertilizer) we in turn get all the veggies Opel and Miss Katt need to feed us and you get all the hay and oats the Zoo needs to make more do do lo it is great oh and the the boys will be going tomorrow to see The Centaur King Chester for our monthly supply of fruits so mark down what you need .
We hear a loud ruckus from the rafters oh calm down you will get your bananas and grape but you share the grapes with the crow no hording them for yourself.
Well we better get a move on so PTG can do his thing and get Jen back then she can do her BOOM and then we can all go to Jacob's for a big corn roast and some much needed R&R
The pig for the corn roast is brining in the bathtub, so we will have to take showers for a few days Opel.
You did wash the tub didn't you Katt?
Well of course I did, LOL, can you just see the looks on peoples faces if we tell them how we got that giant porker ready for roasting?
...laughter spills out of the kitchen...
It is cold, wet and dark at the side of this tunnel.
What makes me feel worse is the fact that there are delicious roast meat smells coming from the guard’s room nearby.
If I do not soon move from my hidden position by a crack in the cave walls I will be discovered by the rumbles in my nether regions (front not back!)
My little rabbit has been gone an inordinate time and I suddenly have a horrible thought!
Perhaps those delicious smells are the result of one barbecued rabbit!
I settle back trying to contain my gastrointestinal aberrations when I suddenly hear two voices arguing loudly and coming down that passage.
Can it be Jen?
But if so, who is she arguing with?
Yet another foe to pacify?
BUT if they don’t soon quieten down the guards will hear them and we all will be DOOMED!
I scuttle towards the noise beyond the bend in the passage with broom at the ready
I feel a warm soft bundle of fur slide up my trouser leg!
It tickles but I have no time to waste on mundane pleasures as the two figures come into view still deep in a somewhat philosophical discourse
My brilliant mind immediately establishes that the bundle of rags on the left has a feminine voice and the other one a threatening somewhat falsetto boom.
Time for action and I aim my broom handle at the middle of the male bundle.
WHOOSH!! and my weapon connects --->
POOOOF!!! and the handle squishes into a lean and taut male midriff which bounced back into me.
Oh dear! He must be a body-builder!
I have only one chance at success in helping us both to escape..
I grab the female bundle of rags staring at me in astonishment and tear down the passage with her as quickly as possible to escape the almost certain wrath that is about to descend on me from her companion.
Also our noisy fracas seems to have instilled some interest in nearby guards.
Only to be brought up short by my feisty female companion.
YOU!--- You blithering fool! That is a FRIEND --- Not a foe!
It is Jen, my beloved partner-in-crime and daring-do!
She rushes back up the passageway to help a gasping male of the species back onto his feet.
In the meantime I have one very contented rabbit munching away in my pocket!