Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by many sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

That is so true, unfortunately.

LMAO!!!

OMG!! So true! LOL!!

 was trying not comment about anything political, but first I was reading the “post your jokes, here” thread. And now this.

love it,  wish it wasn’t so...

thought the rooster was a comment about the population of them on the island of Kauai, Hawaii, but thought...why would that be the theme?  (yes, they are everywhere, except at resort I stayed at) and checked out this thread....

I can LITERALLY hear him saying this in my head.

Quite a few refused to work today...

Today's full picture.

I know some places say you never put ketchup on a hotdog, but I like mine with ketchup, sweet relish, and onions. Every once in a while I'll have a chili dog with onions and shredded cheddar cheese.

Ketchup and HOT mustard.  Like Wasabi hot.

July 26th to August 1st

• Sun 26th - All or Nothing; Aunts and Uncles; Parents; Holistic Therapy; Coffee milkshake

• Mon 27th - Take your houseplants for a walk; Take your pants for a walk; Walk on stilts (this could be crazy day); Norfolk; Chicken fingers; Scotch whiskey; Gary Gygax (creator of Dungeons and Dragons)

• Tue 28th - Milk chocolate (That is all we need to know)

• Wed 29th - Tigers; Chicken wings; Lasagna; Rain; Lipstick

• Thu 30th - Cheesecake; Father-in-law; Friendship; Paperback books; Share a hug (remember thjose?)

• Fri 31st - Mutts (aren't they all speciality hybrid dog breeds costing $1000 now?); Avocados; Raspberry cake; Talk in an elevator; Rangers; Eid-Ul-Adha (Muslim holiday)

• Sat 1st - Campfires; Hangovers; Girlfriends; Mahjong; Mountain climbing; Mustard; Raspberry cream pie; Yorkshire; World Wide Web; Disc Golf; Sandcastles; Mead; Child-free day (whew!)