I WAS LIME COKE.  WHEN IN HIGH SCHOOL.    STILL DRINK COKE IF I HAVE TO ORDER SOMETHING OTHER THAN COFFEE.   FAST FOOD HAS REALLLLLY BAD COFFEE.  

COKE AND MIRACLE WHIP.  TO ME MAYO IS OILY TASTING.  

LATELY I HAVE BEEN ORDERING ORANGE SODA,  WHEN I TREAT MY GRAND BOY TO FAST FOOD.   DON'T KNOW WHY BUT ORANGE SEEMS TO BE TAKING PLACE OF COKE.   FOR NOW.

If I go someplace that has Pepsi, I usually ask for Dr. Pepper. I definitely like tuna with MW and diced pickles. I sometimes add just a little mustard. Eat on crackers.

I add mustard, a little vinegar, a dash of sugar, salt and pepper to Miracle Whip for my tuna salad dressing. Also add the diced pickles to the tuna salad.

I think I love Alpacas. So sweet (until they spit in your eye).

Where can I get one? lol

If you can't get an alpaca, you could always find a llama farmer.

September 13 to 19

• Sun 13th - Defy superstition; Fortune cookies; Grandparents; Peanuts; Pet memorials; Positive thinking; Uncle Sam; Hug your hound; Celiac awareness; Supernatural; Roald Dahl

• Mon 14th - Crab Fest; Cream filled doughnuts; Eat a hoagie; Trade places with your boss; Gobstoppers

• Tue 15th - Make a hat; Put away your felt hat; Red pandas; Afros; Cheese toastie; Double cheeseburger; Hot dogs; Batman; Greenpeace; Linguine

• Wed 16th - American Legion; Collect rocks; Step family; Mayflower; Mexican Independence day; Play Dough; Working parents; Guacamole; Ozone; Cinnamon-raisin bread

• Thu 17th - Citizenship; Constitution; Apple dumplings; Country music; Table shuffleboard; Get Ready; Locate an old friend

• Fri 18th - Rosh Hashanah; Cheeseburgers; Tradesmen; Hug your boss; First love; Grenache; Read an e-book; Hug a greeting card writer; Respect

• Sat 19th - Talk like a pirate; Dance; Butterscotch pudding; Oktoberfest; Gymnastics; Coastal clean-up; Eat an apple

LOTS to work with this week!

WHO'S  GOT A HUGE POT TO BOIL THE WATER,  THAT IS A CRAB FEAST JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN.    YYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the annual Christmas Island crab migration.

Today's header has got me singing School House Rock songs.

September 20 to 26

• Sun 20th - Punch; Pepperoni pizza; Wife appreciation

• Mon 21st - Peace; Gratitude; Miniature golf; Alzheimer's; Escapology; Pecan cookies

• Tue 22nd - Autumn equinox; Hobbits; Business women; Elephants; Car free; Doodling; White chocolate; Ice cream cones; Rhinoceroses; Chain mail; Dear diary

• Wed 23rd - Presidents' dogs; Fitness; Sign language; Bisexuality

• Thu 24th - Cherries Jubilee; Lash stylists; Adopt a pet

• Fri 25th - Comic books; Native Americans; Dreams; Hug a vegetarian; Have a better breakfast; Binge-watching; Cooking; Love notes; Psychotherapy; One hit wonders

• Sat 26th - Johnny Appleseed; Rabbits; Lumberjacks