Ellie is kissing my cheeks trying to make da Boo Boo better but all she is doing is    and makin me spike punck rocker spiker and longer?? naw not possable then where da hair comin from ?? all a sudden me arms stick up and out ???? me legs feel heavy I look under da Pits and down me legs SPIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS under me arms and all over me legs OMG Ellie turning me in a woorchuck no a hampster NO a porcuepin NO 
Hedghog OMGGGGGGGGGGGG oh but wait I be a walkin Maz Maas Mazzzz ohcraponacracker dat spike wapon thin in da Armoury room,, I almost give meself a Gibbs womp but stop in time before I kill myself.... Oh I have to sit and thunck um um um not a good idea ,, better lay down yeah right you idjit on what?? on a bed maybe ,, yeah right I say to meself what bed, where, what? oh dis is just great newly promo PTG that thuncks I will take orders from WHAT???? oh H*** no I is Canadian a spiked one at dat  we help da Brits but take orders NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR give me liberty or give me death WOHAHAHAHAHAHA, and I be da Cap around here got it?? I look at da lower level crowd, me heart  oh you poor inocents you ahve no idea what is in store fer ye all,  Oh OH OH I could send them on a Quest fer a bed,, yeah and lets see oh oh reward would be 1000000000000000 of and maga diamonds oh okay throw in bunch of stamps,, Okay ready <<<>>>> first one to find me a bed is da winner and swooshhhhhhhhhhhh of to level 74,, oh and do not bother looking in da Dark Tower in da Guest Room , that is a joke guest room my patookie,der be a overstuffed chair(not good fer sleeping) a firepace NOPE kin no sleep der, oh yeah and a staircase that leads to da Book Of Knowledge so ya climb da stairs grab da book back down da stairs read a bit and go to sleep?? ON WHAT ready set CHARGEEEEEEEEEE find me a bed and be a winner 
Gives PTG a smuge look and thuncks now dat is how ya give orders