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Ready for The Special Room (latest)   Oh the Absurdity!

Started 4/18/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 262715 views.
PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Feb-25

All of a sudden I FEEL CALMER.

In fact I feel drained of energy as though I have been fighting a battle against enormous odds.

Is it a coincidence that this happened the moment Opel covered those cursed crystals?

I MUST find out where Jen got them from as they are the SOURCE of the evil surrounding us.

Was it Kayley’s when she did her shopping for “trinkets”?

I manage to turn my head around a little to escape the scissor lock encasing it by the Capn's limbs.

Just in time to see Jen fly out of the window!

STOP HER!!!!!

But it is too late and she has gone AWOL

It is a coincidence that at this precise moment a sudden gust filling her oven mitts tosses her UPWARDS into the air towards the top steeple of the Castle.

“We must save her!

Let me up NOWWWWWW!!!”

I climb rather unsteadily to my feet, totter to the wall and find the aperture that gets me to the HOS Repository.

There, I bundle together an assortment of umbrellas and a kite, return to the Tea Room and toss them out of the window.

The same wind updraft carries the kite and umbrellas like a lance in the direction of the rear end of Jen

I smile!

This will be painful even though it will save her.

I have never heard her describe her Critters Liberation movement  in this way before when at the podium.

In fact, language she uses on the umbrellas' contact would make a caveman blush into his didgeridoo!

She opens two of the largest umbrellas and begins to float gently down back to the Tea Room (but with no full moon as a back-drop!).

“Now get inside and tell us WHERE you got that necklace!”

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Feb-26

I remove the umbrella carefully.

"OK, so no to flying."

I should start a list.

“Now get inside and tell us WHERE you got that necklace!”

"I don't know!" I shout back.  "I guess I found it in the House of Schpadoinkle workshop."

Randytb

From: Randytb

Feb-27

After letting PTG up to help Jen who is now hanging on for dear life to one of the Castles steppels and watch PTG go POOF through a wall then POOF he is back with umbrellas and a kite.

Hold on there PTG let her hang there for a bit maybe teach her a lesson in throwing good cake at me and calling me and air bag full of chit and incomprehensible, .....I should show her how much of a  flatulent idiot I can be,

I could get Opel to cook me up some cabbage and beans then tie Jen to a chair and do a FART dance around her lol

But that would not be fair to the others in The Tea Rooms nor my poor belly.

Okay PTG let her have it ,,,, man the mouth on her would make Murk blush as she floats back into the Tea Room.

Okay you gutter mouth WHERE did you get that necklace??

I slap my head as she says she does not remember ,,, oh just great we are facing extermination and you do not remember?

Come on Jen clear your dust bunnies of *THE CLAP  YOUR CLITORIS AND THE HOUSE OF  Schpadoinkle .

Sheesh yelling so much I am losing my voice.

Man I need a drink.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Feb-28

"You're the one who pointed out I was wearing it!"

I'm tempted to shove the umbrella where the sun don't shine.  But, in Randy's case, that's a fairly large circle of the Earth beneath his ample frame.

"If you want me to cooperate, then you should be nicer to me!"

"I'm awful to everyone!" Randy retorts.

"Fair point."  I shrug.  "Look, all I remember was heading to my couture workshop to run up this little number.  I don't even remember putting the necklace ON!"  I think.  Hard. "Ow!" 

"Cake?"

"No more cake for her!" 

"I... have NO memory of putting it on." The dawning realization comes over me.

"Well!  Useless as ever, I see!"

I decide to take a wild guess as to the centre of where the sun don't shine and lodge the umbrella firmly up Randy's undercarriage.  "You're not listening to me, you idjit!!  When I say I have NO memory of putting it on, I mean I NEVER put it on!  In this reality or anything I can remember from the one before."

Randy wrestles with the umbrella and it pops open.  "Oh!  THAT'S gonna need stitches!"

"That means that the necklace, whatever it is, appeared while I was in interdimensional transit."

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Feb-28

What Jen is bellowing out to the Cap’n slowly sinks into my poor hurting head.

Somehow the jewels in the necklace were picked up while she was either in the other Realm when looking for Grim, or between the Realms when travelling back to ours.

Now the critical question comes to my mind

Where have all the OTHER stones come from that have been piled up in heaps by our enemies?

I look towards Opel who seems to know far more than she is letting on!

She had covered the necklace and also passed incantations over it.

Why?

Randytb

From: Randytb

Feb-28

I let out my breath I was holding and slowly looked over my shoulder to the end of the umbrella Jen tried to ram up mu neither land and find the sun.

Jen Jen Jen you loonie toonie woman you ,, here as I hand her to bent umbrella you have lost yer marbels as well as your memory ,, you don't remeber these beautiful pants ??? 

The one PTG'S fairy godmother gave me for Christmas??

The ones that CAN NOT BE TORN RIPPED OR DESTROYED??

All you did was bend a very good umbrella .

I grab her by the ear and sit her down,,,, ouch ouch ouch ya big baboon you idjit let go that hurts not as much as it will iffin ya deno stop wiggling like a worm in a hot pan.

Now settle down and think go way back to when you went high tailing it after Grim.

Can you retrace your steps?

Something pulls my attention away from Jen to PTG,,,, why is he staring a hole through Opel"s hand where she has the necklace covered in that cloth and softly chanting.

@@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#$%^&*() I can not think ,,,, I need answers from Jen yet something about Opel's actions are off.

Dare I leave Jen to go speak to Opel?? 

I think not she will go poof in a heart beat.

Yet I need to talk to PTG and Opel.

Just then Jen makes a grab for the cake plate on the table even if it is almost gone from her throwing it at PTG and me,, and she says I am mean sheesh,

She forgets all the times she has tried to blow me up .. threw me out of the airships ,, tossed me from a airship into the pound.

Jen Jen I say louder eyes here try to focus where did you get the necklace and are there any more???

WELL THE TEA ROOM IS AS BACK TO NORMAL AS IT EVER IS WHEN JEN AND PTG ARE BOTH IN IT.  THE BIG CATS ARE NO LONGER ON ALERT, BUT ARE STILL WEARY,  I HEAD FOR THE KITCHEN I SEE KATT BUSY.  AS I START TO LEAVE.  THEN I REMEMBER I SET MY BAG DOWN AND OPEN IT TAKE OUT THE LARGISH BASKET WITH FRUIT AND VEGGIES AND SET IT ON THE TABLE.  THEN I REMEMBER.  KATT I HAVE A COUPLE OF PAILS OF CRAB AND LOBSTERS DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO SOMETHING TASTY WITH THEM.  

I WAS GOING TO ASK OPAL BUT SHE IS A BIT DISTRACTED.  COULD YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING VERY TASTY AND SMELLS REALLY GOOD I COULD STICK UNDER THE BLACKSMITH'S NOSE TO WAKE HIM.  I NEED HIM TO CREATE SOME FASTENING FOR A RIDING HARNESS I AM HAVING THE TANNER MAKE FOR GRIFF.  THAT WAY ANYONE CAN RIDE HIM WITHOUT WORRYING THEY WILL FALL OFF.   

PLEASE TELL THE CAP WHERE I AM GOING AND NOT TO WORRY, I WILL BE ON GRIFF AND SUGAR AND SPICE ARE WITH ME.

SHE BUSTLES AROUND THE KITCHEN PUTTING SAVORY MEATS AND BAKED GOOD INTO A BASKET.  WHEN SHE HANDS IT TO ME I STOW IT IN THE BAG AND LEAVE.

PUTTING ON MY BOOTS I CALL TO GRIFF.  IS THERE ANY PROBLEMS COMING OUR WAY.  HE REPLIES NO,  THEN I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE TANNERS IN TOWN.  I HAVE ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD MAKE A RIDING HARNESS FOR YOU.  YOU DO NOT NEED ONE HE REPLIES.  NO BUT IF THE TROUBLE THE CAP IS EXPECTING COMES WE MAY NEED YOU TO CARRY SOMEONE INTO BATTLE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO RIDE.  THEY WILL NEED BOTH HANDS FREE TO FIGHT.  SO THE HARNESS WILL BE NECESSARY TO KEEP THEM ON.  

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A SHINY BREAST PLATE TO COVER YOUR FRONT.  AT THE RIGHT ANGLE AND THE SUN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BLIND OUR ENEMIES.  GRIFF LIKED THE IDEA OF THE SHINY BREAST PLATE.  I ASKED SUGAR AND SPICE TO STEP INTO MY BAG TO MAKE THE TRIP TO THE TANNERS.  THEN WE WERE OFF

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Feb-29

I sigh and breathe.

It would appear Randy is still a flatulent idiot.

"One more time" I pinch the bridge of my nose, "The necklace appeared on me while I was in interdimensional transit."

"Hey! We don't like take kindly to cross dressing fruity stuff around here!"

I consider throwing the cake tray at his head.  But there is still cake on it, so I eat it.

"I mean it magically appeared while I was flying through a wobbly space tunnel between realms."

We all look to Randy to see if the penny will finally drop.

"Huh..." PTG appears deep in thought.

"He gets it!" I point to PTG.  "Can you explain it to Captain Brainthrust over here?"

PTG looks doubtful.

"Well can you at least remind him that he through ME out of the HindenJennyWren first?"

This time PTG is sure.

"No.  He's a grudge holder, that one."

SUCCESS ON ALL FRONTS.  I RETURN WITH GRIFF.  VERY HANDSOME IN HIS NEW GEAR.  THE BREAST PLATE SHINING BRIGHTLY IN THE SUN.  I DISMOUNT,  PAT HIM AND TELL HIM, GO HUNT BUT DO NOT OVER DO IT. YOU MAY BE CALLED UPON AT ANY TIME.  TO EITHER TAKE A RIDE TO FIGHT OR JOIN THE CAP AND PUP WITH THEIR DRAGONS.   I LET THE CATS OUT OF MY BAG AND WE GO TO THE KITCHEN DOOR. 

I STOP AT THE KITCHEN DOOR KICK OFF MY BOOT DON SLIPPERS AND ENTER.  HAND KATT THE NOW EMPTY BASKET.   WORKED LIKE A CHARM.  NEVER SEEN A MAN WORK SO FAST.   THEN LAUGH,  HE WAS ASLEEP AGAIN BEFORE WE WERE OUT THE DOOR.

ENTERING THE TEA ROOM I SEE CAP AT A TABLE WITH JEN AND PTG.   LOOKS SORT OF NORMAL SO I JOIN THEM AT THE TABLE.

I LOOK AT EACH NOT SURE WHAT IS GOING ON.  I HAVE A PIECE TO SAY TO THEM THEN I HAVE THE ZOO TO CHECK ON.

CAP,  I HAD A RIDING HARNESS MADE FOR GRIFF.  HE CAN NOW TAKE ANYONE UP INTO THE SKY WITHOUT A CHANCE OF THEM FALLING OFF.  THERE IS A WIDE LEATHER BELT ATTACHED TO THE FRONT AND REAR STRAPS OF HIS HARNESS.  

THEN I ASK CAP HAVE YOU MADE YOUR BATTLE PLANS?   I HAD A THOUGHT WHAT IF JEN, AND ALL HER THING THAT GO CA BOOOOM   WERE IN THE SKY OVER THE ENEMY.  THEY WILL NOT EXPECT IT.  I CAN TIE SOME EXTRA BAGS OF DYNAMITE TO THE FRONT HARNESS RING.  I KNOW SHE CARRIES ALOT.  BUT IF THERE ARE MANY IN THE ENEMY CAMP EXTRAS COULD BE HANDY.  I OPENED MY BAG,  DUG AROUND IN IT THEN CAME UP WITH TWO GOOD SIZED SACKS OF DYNAMITE AND ROUND BOMBS.  I HAD GOTTEN AS I HAD MADE MY ROUNDS TO FIND THE EXTRA FRUIT AND VEG FOR THE KITCHEN.  AND OF COURSE THE LOBSTER AND CRAB. 

JUST A FEW THINGS WE CAN NOT GET BY TRADING OR IN THE LOCAL AREA.

OK, JEN HERE YOU GO.  I DON'T CARE TO KNOW WHERE YOU KEEP YOU EXPLOSIVES.  AND CAP. JUST SAY THE WORD AND GRIFF WILL BE READY.  HE IS HUNTING HIS DINNER AND WILL BE BACK QUICKLY.

OH, BEFORE I FORGET AND PULLED OUT A LONG WHITE CAPE WITH A HOOD MADE OF WARM WOOL. 

I MADE THIS FOR YOU IN CASE YOU AND THE CAP RESIDE YOU ARE TO FIGHT FROM GRIFFS BACK.

YOU MAY DECORATE IT AS YOU WISH.  BUT TRY NOT TO ADD ANYTHING THE WILL FOUL HIS WINGS OR HE CAN CATCH HIS TALONS IN.  THE WINGS ARE WHAT WILL KEEP YOU IN THE AIR.  BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE NOT TANGLED IN SOMETHING.   

GOOD LUCK, TO YOU ALL.  I AM OFF TO THE BARN.  IF YOU NEED ME OR ANY OF MY ANIMALS JUST CALL ME  I CLOSE MY BAG AND HEAD FOR THE KITCHEN.  

KATT WAS JUST ON HER WAY TO BRING ME COFFEE, AND SOME PEACH PIE.   I'LL TAKE THAT HERE AT YOUR TABLE.  THEY HAVE PLANS TO MAKE.  I SIT AT THE KITCHEN TABLE AND ENJOY MY PIE AND COFFEE.  THEN LEAVE FOR THE BARN. 

I FINISHED MY CHORES IN THE BARN AND DECIDED TO CHECK OUT THE REALM AGAIN.  AND OF COURSE GATHER THING OF USE TO US.  FOOD BEING MY MAIN GOAL.  BUT DYNAMITE FOR JEN,  INK FOR ADA, I ALSO FOUND A COUPLE OF REVOLVERS AND SOME CARTRIDGES.  MORE GUNS THAN AMMO.  BUT AT LEAST I HAVE ENOUGH TO LOAD TWO.  BACK AT THE BARN I DO A CHECK. ALL STILL HAVE FOOD AND WATER,  GUESS I WILL GO SEE WHAT KATT AND OPAL IF SHE IS BACK TO HERSELF HAVE TO EAT. 

I KICK MY BOOTS OFF SLIPPERS ON ENTER THE KITCHEN UNLOAD THE BAG OF FOOD,  I THINK THE GUNS SHOULD STAY IN IT FOR NOW.   GRAB SOME COFFEE ASK WHEN FOOD WILL BE READY AND GO TO MY CHAIR TO SIT AND ENJOY MY COFFEE.  I HOPE? 

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