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Mrs Fletcher, asked me me to pop in and say Howdy, so "Howdy".
I'm not stopping, coz I see u lot are not Keeping a safe Distance and look at the state of your hands, when was the last time you lot washed them . Now where's that hose pipe?!?!
Oh and why is that parlour door bulging????? So that's where the World's Supply of toilet rolls went, shame on you.
Ok, I have seen enough, I'm going back to my hole in the ground in The Welsh Valleys.
I'l be back, when Lockdown is over this time with the Welsh Rugby Squad singing Delilah and the All Blacks doing the Haka
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SNORT SNORT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
???????????????????????? WHO DAT????ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ANGEL ??? PUP??? OPEL??? ZZZZZZZZ SNORT DO I SMELLL WABIT???
I KEPT TURNING THE KNOB ONE TURN, LIKE CAP SAID. MISS OPEL CAME IN WITH A PLATE FOR CAP BUT I TOLD HER HE MUST BE DREAMIN' UP A STORM CUZ HE KEEPS MUMBLING IN HIS SLEEP. NOT SURE WHAT'S IN THAT POTION BUT IT SURE HAS HIM GOIN' LOL
MISS OPEL SAID THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT AND SHE'D SIT WITH CAP A WHILE, AFTER WAKING HIM AND GETTING HIM TO EAT HIS SUPPER, THEN BACK TO THE STRETCHING CONTRAPTION.
I GO OFF IN SEARCH OF PUP, WHO I KNOW MUST BE FEELING AS BADLY AS I DO ABOUT A PRANK GONE SO WRONG, TO LET HER KNOW HOW CAP IS COMING ALONG!
Angel, do ya see how his Eyes keeps twitching and He keeps mumbling something about smelling "Wabits?" Surely He's not dreaming about the Special Rooms Past and still very "Special Comrades"......Hummmmm......Captain Randy....Oh, Captain Randy....is Grim and Miss Roo in there with you also....??? How about PTG Captain Randy....We really better start looking for Him once more now that Summer is rapidly coming to the Castle and who knows what Adventures are in store for us.....Sigh........Miss Opal...could you and Miss Katt please watch over the Captain while Angel and I go and change our own duds then find Snow and Frost too to be certain they are well fed and comfortable also. Afterward, We will be back quicker then a "Bunny Wabit" can Hoppity Hop right Angel?!!!
ARG MUMMBLE SNORT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WABBIT?? MO CAN NOT BE ..
GRIM YA THERE OR ARE YA STILL HIDING OH NO ORGES RUN GET BEHIND ME AS I LASH OUT WITH MY SAI HUM SEEMS MORE LIKE A FEATHER THEN MY SAI DUCKKKKKKKKKKKK INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGG
MOAN GROAN AS I FIGHT WHAT IS HOLDING ME DOWN.
GOTTA SAVE GRIM AND ROO ROO.
WHERE IS SNOW AND FROST ?? WHERE IS SMOKE SHEBA THE PUPS??
WHERE IS MY ELLE MY BLOSSOM CHERRY FANG AND STUMP.. WELL HELLO THERE LILL ONE YOU ARE SO DARN CUTE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHAT A CUTE HAT YOU HAVE THERE YOU ARE SMALL FOR A PEKINESE SO YOU MUST BE A LILL GIRL,
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOU?
OKAY YOU LEAD THE WAY I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Yawn stretch owie wth??
Umm why can I not move I gota go BAD
Teeth are floating and singing anchors away.
I try to get up but no go seems I am tied down ????
The dust bunnies waken and I remember Ada helping me into bed and fixing the rake *** The Mid Evil Torture Tool **** it is where I got the idea to stretch out my back when t pops out,
Then it hits me my back did not JUST POP OUT #$%^&()_)(&^%$# PUP ADA AND SNOW are in deep doo doo but I have to whizz first no I have to get up first $%^&*()(*&^% can't move my arms to reach the break on the wheel so I can get up.
ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SOMEONE GET IN HERE AND LET ME UP
OMG bladder hang on
UH OH! I HEAR CAP YELLING TO COME GET HIM SO I HIGHTAIL IT TO HIS ROOM! HE SAYS HE'S GOTTA GO BAD AND TO GET HIM OUT OF THE STRETCHER, SO I RELEASE THE BRAKE ON THE WHEEL AND UNTIE HIM. HE TAKES OFF RUNNING FOR THE LOO.....I GUESS THAT STRETCHER WORKED.......LOL
AS SOON AS MY FEET WERE FREE I JUMPED OUT OF THE BED ALMOST KNOCKING ANGEL INTO THE WALL.
I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD PRAYING BLADDER DO NOT FAIL ME NOW.
STOOPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS AND SAID HOLY CRAPONACRACKER YOU ARE ONE VERY STUPID IDJIT... YOU HAVE A FULLY OPERATIONAL BATHROOM N YOUR COTTAGE SO WHY THE RUSH TO THE TEA ROOM???
A PAIN HIT MY BLADDER AND BUCKLED MY KNEES I ALMOST KISSED THE DIRT.
I LOOKED TOWARDS THE TEA ROOM AND THOUGHT THERE IS NO WAY I CAN MAKE IT THERE NOR BACK TO MY COTTAGE AS I STOOD THERE FAMILY JEWELS HELD TIGHT LEGS CROSSED AND DOING A JIG.
WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO WHERE TO MORE LIKE IT.
I TURN AND RAN TO THE NEAREST BRUSH ZIPPER HALF WAY DOWN AND IT STICKS ON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON YOU HAVE TO WORK I CAN NOT CUT YOU OPEN SEEING I HAVE ON MY SPECIAL INDESTRUCTIBLE PANTS GIVEN TO ME BY PTG'S FAIRY GODMOTHER.
IT FINALLY OPENS AND OMG THE RELIEF
THANK GOD THIS BUSH IS HIGH ENOUGH TO HIDE ME,,,
??????? HOW MUCH CAN ONE BLADDER HOLD?????
I AM DRENCHED IN SWEAT AND LEGS FEEL LIKE A WET NOODLE BUT MADE IT.
I LOOK AROUND TO SEE NO ONE IS NEAR SO I PULL MYSELF TOGETHER AND SLOWLY WALK BACK TO MY COTTAGE TO CHANGE MY SHIRT AND THINK ABOUT A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR THOSE THREE HOOLIGANS
I WILL GO TAD EASIER ON ANGEL SHE DID UNTIE ME BEFORE IT WAS TO LATE BUT MAN THAT WAS CUTTING IT SHORT.
I AM GOING TO HAVE FIGURE OUT A SAFETY SWITCH TO UNLOCK THAT WHEEL/
AFTER I CLEAN UP AND CHANGE MY SHIRT I CALL ON THE AMULET
PUP ANGEL AND SNOW OPEN FIELD 5 MINUTES
OH DEAR! WHAT NOW, I WONDER.....I GO FIND PUP SO WE CAN GET SNOW AND MEET CAP IN THE FIELD. ARE WE GOING TO DO MORE DRILLS BEFORE THE BIG BATTLE THAT'S SURELY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER?! OOOH, THAT'LL BE FUN, RIGHT PUP?
I'M NOT SO SURE, ANGEL....BY THE SOUND OF CAP'S VOICE, IT'S MORE LIKELY WE'RE ABOUT TO GET OUR PUNISHMENT FOR OUR PRANK GONE WRONG. BUT, PUP, IT WASN'T LIKE IT WAS ON PURPOSE.....IT HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT! DO YOU THINK CAP WILL UNDERSTAND THAT AND GO EASY ON US????????????????
WE'LL SEE, ANGEL, NOW LET'S GO BEFORE WE MAKE IT WORSE BY BEING LATE.......................
"Boy oh boy Angel!"....Sure don't know how things could get any worse with our Captain Randy.......Hummmm.....Sigh...."Wait a second here!" "I think I just might have a solution to what may be ailing our Glorious Leader!" Angel...when was the last time Captain Randy took a well deserved "Vacation" and just relaxed for a week or two? "That's what I thought too!" A loooonnnggg time ago right?!!! Well the Jacob Family has been requesting that we all get together at their Farm for a week or two doesn't that sound like a perfect idea?? Maybe some of our other friends like PTG, Roo, and Welsh Rabbit would like to join us also....hint, hint......Opal and Miss Katt already said that they would love to go on ahead of us in order to prepare the goodies and swap favorite recipes too. And Salty said that He and some of the other Castle inhabitants would take over the keeping of the Tea Room while we are resting at the Jacobs Farm. "Come on Angel, lets put this idea to Captain Randy OK?"