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[and knuckles]
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Art washes away the dust of everyday life --Pablo
Great art is never finished, simply abandoned --Pablo
(he has a lot to say)
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Bryce Artists Served!
(Medium Rare, Mmmmm)
DO'H! It's a Cookbook!
yum yum eat 'em up
eat 'em up yum
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for $9 a drink I'm not surprised
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no, i'm afraid not.
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How'd you make him cry?
I Showed him.
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ya know, superman, you're a MEAN drunk.
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IT'S OKAY, BOYS ... he's one of us!
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No, I prefer Tea.
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Father Who?!
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HELLO, MA?!
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ANYone can Roast Beef!
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Maybe, but not from the diving board!
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Rectum!? Damn near killed him!
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That wasn't my finger!
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It says we can swim, and horseback ride, and...
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nawww, he ran out of gas.
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Unique Up On It.
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New Jersey!
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He fell off his perch
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you chew off the other so it doesn't happen again!
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Because... this is a pet shop
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Put the dog down and we'll talk
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oh! Then I'll tell it REAL slow
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No, dear, because you're 28
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Hey! I'm a fungi
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You win! The duck's yours.
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"Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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"I'm positive"
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You have to plug it in before it sucks
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I rang the bell, didn't I?
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I don't think I could do 68 more!
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He ran out of gas.
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And his legs fell off
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It started as a wart on my bottom
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The grocer yelled "Turn it around!"
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Some people, they don't give.
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Shake Hands
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We took him for a drag
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A waste of good lumber
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They said they wasn't, but you know how they lie
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What Other way?
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It caused excitement at OUR house
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The wrinkles
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Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool
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Introduces herself
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Opens the car door
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But these Fockes were Messerschmitts
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Naw, that's the French Embassey
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Hello, MA?
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You'd think the second would've seen it
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Idaho, but Alaska
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If you beat your fish it dies
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I sent you an SUV, a row boat, and a helicopter!
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Vic told her that it was Diet Coke
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I broke its neck, stomped its eggs and set its nest on fire
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Quick Jane, turn on headlights! Snake caught in grass!
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Now he's 18 and has 20 gallons!
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coffeebreak's over, back on your heads.
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So was the invisibleman!
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So they don't leave trails.
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And you still believe in leprechauns?!
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A little head.
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He only comes once a year, down a chimmney.
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You'd think the second would have noticed.
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Vic told her it was Diet Coke
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The second guy was a reverand.
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Sometimes the bull win.
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Oh! I ' l l s p e a k s l o o o o l y, t h e n.
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Hey! It could happen!
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And he's legs fell off.
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I'm still trying to wash it out!
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You left your wheelchair at the pub again.
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Snake caught in grass
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Because he can!
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Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
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Introduces herself.
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Opens the car door.
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Give her an extra $50.
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$15, same as downtown.
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She stamped a FAX
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He wanted to see Linoleum Blown Apart.
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Stick it out the window and cool it off!
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Pig like that you don't eat all at once!
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And you still believe in Leprachons?
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Third Base!
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bass solo.
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Death! ... by bunga bunga.
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Out of the way, Cold Water.
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What other way?
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Willie Nelson.
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No soap, radio!
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It's covered with whiteout.
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Put spikes in her shoulderpads.
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Sorry no professonals.
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You're not out of the ditch yet
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This just isn't your day, lady.
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Corduroy
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I think you bring me bad luck.
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My point exactly.
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She's weighing dad.
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Captain who?
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...and anyone that LOOKS like you.
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A Bed & Breakfast
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He takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.
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Not everyone's been in a 747!
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Because you get 8 more!
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Which is something else I want to talk to you about...
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Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!
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Figures... we're not welcome in Home Depot either.
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Under me buckin' hat!"
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Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts.
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I kicked her in the face
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Oh yeah? Look at mine! It's still in the crate!
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So are rain and snow, but we wear our rubbers for them!
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I don't know how big this thing gets!
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She gave me $20 change!
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It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
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rudolf the red knows rain, dear.
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A female Clone.
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Better than Piston.
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Found on road dead.
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Fix it again Tony.
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Poor old nut thinks it's a cadillac.
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Dead Engine laying covered in oil.
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STOP READING THIS VIC!
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Oh wait, Vic's the only one that DOES read this drivel. Nevermind, read on, bud.
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Some people say that there's a woman to blame
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Uhhh, Ya think?
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I HAVE NO PANTS
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Down a chimney!
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That's why i got divorced
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The Month's up today
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That's a Giraffe!
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Not a pianist!
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She'd be invisible
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I rang the door bell, didn't I?
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I can't take 68 more!
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So I agreed, and we went topside.
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It's shaped like a taco!
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Like a slug.
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I'm trying to get rid of the taste!
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I work for the IRS.
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And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!
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...use the whole chicken
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