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From: PhilH (philh1985) DelphiPlus Member Icon9/23/03 12:02 PM 
To: woo (thew00)  (91 of 111) 
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I've thought the original set might be how things really work in this universe or perhaps it was a REAL "owners manual for the human mind" <g>. There are plenty of times I look think about various things in the human body or how the mind works and wonder "what was G-d thinking???", and maybe we would have known.<shrug>

That or it could have just been an advance copy of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. <g>

Phil

 
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From: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by host9/23/03 7:18 PM 
To: PhilH (philh1985) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (92 of 111) 
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Or maybe there was just one that said "Be excellent to each other!"

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From: aunticee9/24/03 12:17 AM 
To: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (93 of 111) 
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god is george carlin?
 

 
From: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by host9/24/03 1:20 AM 
To: aunticee  (94 of 111) 
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LOL

Sure, why not?


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From: PhilH (philh1985) DelphiPlus Member Icon9/24/03 10:31 AM 
To: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (95 of 111) 
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Last special of his I saw he mentioned he had started to pray to Joe Pesci(?) since it seemed to get about the same result.<g>

Phil

 

 
From: aunticee9/24/03 10:13 PM 
To: PhilH (philh1985) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (96 of 111) 
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so god isn't george carlin? he's joe pesci?
 

 
From: PhilH (philh1985) DelphiPlus Member Icon9/24/03 10:53 PM 
To: aunticee  (97 of 111) 
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If you go by the results George Carlin got I guess so.<g>

Phil

 

 
From: Leanan_Sidhe (ALDYTH2)9/26/03 2:20 AM 
To: MissBanjo DelphiPlus Member Icon  (98 of 111) 
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Thank You!!

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And since one good turn deserves another...
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!

What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?

Self-Cleaning Coven

Please hold. All muses are busy right now, but your inspiration is important to us...

What's the difference between New Age and Pagan?

About $500.00 a weekend.

The definition of "SAINT": "A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives."

Please don't squeeze the shaman!

When God Created Men She must have been Drunk and Horny!

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: "No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!"

What is one thing you never have to worry about? Your airplane being hijacked by a group of radical Unitarians.

A sign with a daggar on it in a bookstore: "Shoplifters will be merrily hacked to pieces!"

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

" I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures "

- A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says. "That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man. "That's what you think," says the fortune teller.

Practice safe hex

Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year........yeah, they found the body.

A child's version of Easter: easter is when they crucified jesus, and put him in a cave. Three days later he rose again on easter sunday. When he came out of the cave, he got scared by his shadow, went back in, and they had 3 more months of winter!

"Mine eyes of seen the glory of the commin of the Lord
he was ridin down the freeway in a red and yellow Ford
with one hand on the throttle
and the other on a bottle
of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer...

Q: What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans?

A: Craft singles!

Did you hear that Kraft was so offended by that last joke that they moved their macaroni plants to Israel? Yeah, now they're called Cheeses of Nazareth!

The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on his fiery steed Pegasus. He raised his hammer and bellowed, "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!" Pegasus looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly."

That was Zen; this is Tao.

 

 
From: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by host9/29/03 1:12 PM 
To: PhilH (philh1985) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (99 of 111) 
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((((((((((Phil))))))))))

I thought God was Alanis Morrisette?


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From: PhilH (philh1985) DelphiPlus Member Icon9/29/03 6:11 PM 
To: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (100 of 111) 
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Hmm, I must have missed the staff meeting where that was announced.

Phil

 

 
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