Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
Wait..wait!!! When do I get my exoneration?
Next year? Only 700 years late :::sigh:::
Too cruel, but at least it wasn't the Spanish Inquisition, might have been disemboweled first.
Forgot, maybe that was reserved for the warlocks. Anyway, escaped that, pretended to sink.