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I stare blankly at Randy as he assures me I know who I'm blowing up and something about a kingdom of bones.
I just nod.
It's a fair bet I have enough explosives to blow up everything, so I'm bound to hit something he wants me to.
"Just tell me when".
I roll over and go back to sleep.
Oh Wow Angel! Your new outfit is trice "Awesome" and what can I say about your new doo! Hummm...wonder if I ask Charlie "Pretty Please" if She would knit me one of those nifty Hairdos and Snoods too? Well Angel, Snow is all geared up and raring to fly us both to...."What the heck!" Out of the bright blue MC sky an dropping squarely on Angels right Shoulder is a beautiful pure white Owl..."One of the Northern Realms Snowy Owls Fledglings has requested to be an Dragon Warrior Angels Companion Animal" Snow softly speaks...."That's great Angel!...But I think because it comes from the Northern Kingdom and was never requested, before you think about adopting it, don't you think you'd better talk to Captain Randy first? Just as a wee bit of precaution during this time? OK Angel! Are you ready to take your first "Dragon Flight"? With fingers crossed behind my back and a great big smile on my lips.......I promise a "Smooth Ride" (with maybe a wee "Hick Up Bounce" along the way) cause I know from experience dear Friends that Dragon Riding can never really be guaranteed to be a constant Smooth Ride all the way......... to "Jacobs Farm" to be certain everything's "A" OK there......Afterward, Angel, Snow and I will proceed to fly further on for a Realm recognizance check for Captain Randy.....
Angel, did you notice that "White Wolf Cub" playing with two of the Jacob's Young'uns out in the Meadow behind their Cottage? It seems like the Northern Realms Critter's are for some reason taking refuge away from their Home Land for a reason...Don't you think Angel that we'd better bring Charlie and Her Animal Expertise as well as Captain Randy in on this strange happenings right?! Meanwhile......... I couldn't help but notice How the Snowy Owl Fledgling has taken quite a shine to you too Angel girl.......Just In case you can keep it as an Worrier companion Animal, have you decided on a name yet so that It will form a life long bond with you? Hummmm....I think also you will have to go through some sort of Bonding Ceremony also.... but...you will have to consult with Captain and Charlie about that....What do you say Snow, let's head on to the Eastern Realm Next where we will pay a special visit to the Monkey Family as well as do recognizance for Captain Randy... OK Angel?.......
Finally PTG is back in the land of the living but still does not look himself and that drawing in his hand of a full Armour ??
Where in hell did he get it and every part named?
I am sure when he was off in the wild blue yonder he did NOT take art lesson's/
I have to handle him carefully bring him bacl slowly thing is time ,
call a general meeting of everyone ,,, critters and our neighbors
Okay listen up carefully we all are going on a quest a very important quest Jenny you will come with me so I can show you your targets and maybe that will jog your memory if you ever past that way.
The rest of you go to each and every HO'S you can all except the Bone Kingdom The Northern Island my group will take care of them.
If you see anything like a new cave,, tunnel or a shining circel STAY away but mark it and let me know via your Amulets where they are.
What you are going after are Rune Stones I need as many as you can carry bring then back here and Charlie will have wagons to hold them .
PTG untill you are feeling better I need you to stay here with Opel and Miss Katt your job right now is to take care of them and the Tea Room,, I look at Opel and Miss Katt both nod they understand and Opel lifts her huge rollin pin as to say I will bonk him if try's to leave .
Okay time lets go.
Jenny time to rock and boom lets go.
Frost is ready when we arrive Jenn wants to search alone not behind me,,, okay hold on,, I take my Amulet and call Charlie to send me Griff .
Within minutes Griff arrives and Jenn climbs up and straps in ,,, Griff you follow Frost and I and let Jenn do her thing,,, Jenny you will know any enemies and Griff will let you if you miss any also he knows the tunnels and caves so you are in good wings, Snow you have Pup and Angel,,, Brulle and Jewel with be our look outs ,
Griff heads to The Harbor with Jewel as there scout Pup is sent to The Bone Kingdom with Brulle as there scout Frost and I head to The Northern Islands.
SO IT HAS BEGUN. JEN JUST MAKE SURE YOUR AMULET IS OPEN TO GRIFF. HE IS SMART AND TRUSTWORTHY. HE HAS SEEN BATTLE BEFORE. IF THEY SEND HARPY'S AFTER YOU. LET HIM TAKE CARE OF THEM. HE IS QUITE GOOD AT IT. I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR CLOAK. GOOD DON'T WANT A FROZEN BOOOOMMMMER . I LIFTED TWO MORE SACKS TO GRIFF'S BACK THESE ARE SPECIAL SACKS. I SHOWED HER SHE DID NOT NEED TO UNTIE THEM TO REACH IN FOR MORE STICKS OF DYNAMITE ON THE OUTSIDE WAS AN OPENING BIG ENOUGH TO REACH IN AND GRAB MORE.
THEN I LOOKED INTO GRIFF'S EYES, AND THOUGHT. DO TAKE SPECIAL CARE OF YOUR RIDER SHE CAN GET A BIT EXCITED WHEN BLOWING UP THING. KEEP HER SAFE AND ABOVE ALL KEEP YOURSELF FROM HARM.
THEN I LOOKED AT JEN, ENJOY YOURSELF AND DESTROY ALL THAT OPPOSE US. FOR THEY ARE PURE EVIL. AND THIS REALM HAS ENOUGH EVIL WITH ADDING MORE. I STEP BACK TO GIVE THE GRIFFIN AND THE DRAGONS LOTS OF ROOM TO TAKE OFF.
SUGAR AND SPICE REASSURE ME THAT GRIFF WILL BE FINE HE IS IMMORTAL. I KNOW IT THOUGHT TO THEM BUT I STILL WORRY. HE MAY BE BUT JEN IS NOT. AT LEAST I DON'T THINK SHE IS.
BEFORE CAP GETS AIRBORNE, I USE MY AMULET TO TELL HIM I ONLY HAVE THE CART BUT WILL ASK OUR NEIGHBORS FOR THE USE OF THEIR WAGONS.
ALSO I TELL HIM I HAVE BEEN GATHERING RUNES AS I HAVE MADE MY WAY AROUND THE AREAS CLOSE BY LOOKING FOR FOODS FOR THE KITCHEN WHICH ARE NOT IN SEASON JUST NOW. THAT IS WHERE I HAVE COME UP WITH THE EXTRA BOOM STICKS FOR JEN.
THEY ARE YOURS WHEN YOU RETURN. I STEP BACK TO LET HIM GET ON HIS WAY.
I HAD PUT THEM IN THE BARN TO KEEP THEM AWAY FROM PTG'S BROOM. THE BLOODY THING KNOWS NOT TO COME INTO THE BARN WITHOUT PERMISSION. THAT IS THE ONE PLACE IT DOES NOT COME FOR FEAR OF BECOMING A TOY FOR MY BABIES. THEN I START TO WANDER WHERE IS THAT BLOODY STICK. I HAVE NOT SEEN IT AND I AM NOT SURE PTG EVEN KNOWS WHERE IT IS. OH, WELL. THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM IT IS HIS. I JUST HOPE THE THING SHOWS UP AGAIN IF THINGS START FALLING AROUND HERE AGAIN.
I HEAD FOR THE BARN BY WAY OF THE KITCHEN FOR COFFEE.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
I have no idea who the enemy is.
I have no idea what my targets are.
Oh well, it appears nothing has changed.
I scratch what I assume is a Griffin named Griff behind the ears. "You seem familiar. Did you once avenge my death with a kamikaze dive through the bridge of a nefarious blimp?"
Griff does not answer and takes flight. It is wonderful.
Everything looks like ants below. Oh, wait - they are ants. I appear to have some cake on my shoe. "Gerroff!"
An amulet around Griff's neck lights up and a heads up display shows me a target below. "Handy!"
I light my first stick of dynamite and take a deep breath.
"Oh I was flying through the air one day..."
"In the very merry month of May- I mean March..."
"They were taken by surprise."
"By a girl with sparkly thighs"
"Look at them all run away..."
"I fly along so daintily.."
"I'm as graceful as can be!"
"BOOM!..."BOOM!"....BOOM!!!!!" "Ange!"...I yell back trying to be heard over Cap.Randy's and Jens "LOUD!!!" Booming Raid......When No replay was forth coming behind me, I started to Panic!!! Angel! Are you hurt in anyway? "Still no replay dear friends....So turned around only to become "amazed" by how Angel Eyes had turned into the Snowy Owl Fledglings "Owl Eyes! "Wow!!" "Oh Pup, Angel answer back." "I now see why all The Very Young Orphaned Animals were told by the "Northern Queen to flee to the Other Kingdoms Pup....Their Parents where being Slaughtered for not giving up their very young for combat training by both the White Orcs and Murdoch!!!! "Angel...I swear by all that Holy in our Kingdoms that those two will pay dearly for whats being done to this once Beautiful and Peaceful Land!!! After this battle is done I too know that Charlie will be needing us all to see that all of these Sweet Young'uns will be well taking care of and boy do I look forward to being there all the way! Hummm, Hey Snow.... how would you like to have a Little White Wolf Cub to take under you mighty Dragon wing?......"Humph!" Snow answer's back disgruntle like!".... Know you'll be helping Charlie also right hand Companion Dragon Warrior Angel? It was just then did Snow show me through Her own Angry, Dark Red Sparking Eyes an "Huge White Orc Leader directing a group of His Catapult crew too fire their Missiles directly toward Captain Randy and Frost!!! ...... Angel...Look at what that S--o-B is so proudly wearing over his shoulders as a White Fur Cape....."It's the White Pups at Jacobs Farms Parents Skins right Pup?" I believe so Angel...Now COME ON Angel... Let's Go Surprise those sorry Villains with Our Super Dragon Warrior combat Moves shall we and do Captain Randy Proud!!! TOO DRAGON WARRIORS Everywhere!!!!! YEIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
I can see and hear the BOOM BOOMS and the cry of victory coming over the waves of air from Jen as she lets more go and we can near STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Griff and I link and he says Cap this one is a natural and seems to be having so much fun.
I can hear Griff but be careful Charlie would skin me alive if any thing happened to you or Jen and for now do not go past the Harbor and would be a good idea to let Jen blow up any boats that we do not already know are wrecks but until we know more about The Vikings make sure Jen does not attack any of them we do not need to start a war with them if we can get them on our side.
I see Griff turn back over the Harbor
Frost **** RIDER**** land in a safe spot Snow and Pup will follow
Frosts lands and Snow right behind us,,, I get down from Frost and call Pup and Angel..
They both have glazed looks and Pup still going on about the baby animals from The Northern Islands
Pup Pup look at me... she goes on YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so I shake her ,,, she looks at me startled what what what ??? why are you shacking me Cap??
I ask her did you fly through any thing that looks like fog??
What?? why ask me I am only the rider ..... watch your mouth young lady... Pup shakes her head and looks at me then Angel who seems to be in a fog.
Snow did you see any thng fog like??
Yes Leader right at the edge of The Bone Kingdom ,,, okay Pup Angel come here Frost Snow expand and link us<<<>>>
We found a cloud of what The Golden Queen warned me about years ago,,,, it makes you hallucinate,,, Frost and Snow can clear your minds ,,, this is not The Dragons fault for it does not effect them but now we know it is around we need to protect you I have the powder back at my cottage.
For now We fly above any grey fog,
What about the White Orge and that white pelt on his shoulders??and the baby animals from The Northern Island>>>
Pup you have this is your mind already and the fog just made it seem real,,, The White Orge will not show himself yet and the Catapults are ours they are being placed on our side ready for attack.
Angel says hey what are we waiting for lets go ,,, I see she is okay as well as Pup so I make on like we are planing what to do they both will forget what was in there mind
Okay lets go piss of some ugglies
Frost and Snow fly high until we see The Skull Maw Frost and Snow drop us off on the upper points .. okay lets go as well climb down we run into a few guards and take care of them ,, we run to the shore line and start blowing up any holes we see ,,,, that is like hitting a hornets nest,,,
the eniems come pouring out climbing over the dead bodies I yell circle and Pup Angel and I are back to back and the fight is on.
Swords,, Sai's Mace and Staff fly as the enemy it cut to pieces ..... Some start to run back to get inside and Pup and Angel go after them when I call NO let them go lets get out of here and get back this is the start of what we will face.
We climb to the tower and Frost and Snow take us back .
Wow, oh, WOW! That was exhausting but thrilling......my first real life battle! Who knew I would take to this like a duck to water?! All this time being a reporter had it's investigative and dangerous moments, but nothing compared to this. Cap stops us just when it's getting good and says we have to go back, that this is just the start of what we're in for. Well, okay then......bring it on!! I'm ready and raring to go!!!!!!!!