Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
Oh now that is funny!
Apologies to all Americans.
Designed by MC Escher.
Scotch with two drops of water...
You forgot to add "old is when a happy moment involves remembering why you have just walked into this room."
Is that a new thing for you?
I've been doing that for years!