If you are not into writing or POETRY lifestyle you will be bored here...
Steam is to my steamless iron
like food to the hungry.
"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."
-- Phyllis Diller
Captain, captain the steamboat has no more coal
Can't port it without steam or sails at the pole
I had two Tobi's
that went to a separate heaven
of clean soleplates.