Ah, what a coincidence. I'm wearing a cap bearing the logo of a station I worked at back in the 90s.
Bed hair in the morning is awful. And Orson MUST pee. So cap, after mouthwash, to walk the dog, and see the hot chick who lives next door to me, after (accidentally) listening to her have sex last night. Quite loud, but an entertaining show.
Coincidentally, she's an actress, but unlike my ex, she's actually gotten work and been in a few cool things, like CSI.
I'm debating linking to her IMDB page so you can see what she looks like.