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Gay Muslim Aborts Elderly Latina Nun!   General

Started by Peskydang; 922 views.
Peskydang

From: Peskydang

6/7/09

No, not really -- but we just wanted to get some action going here.
You left out nukes and baby whales.

Hmmm...try this one:

"Gay elderly Latina nun selected for SCOTUS, but would have to close the late-term abortion clinic she runs out of the ACLU back offices in Nebraska if she accepts; reports indicate that she actually doesn't mind the work at the heavily fortified clinic, saying that it "reminds her of home, when she was growing up as the love child of Che Guevara and Jane Fonda."

Question for the Right: what do you think? Should she accept the nomination, or continue to operate the clinic?

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From: hnglkjss

6/7/09

You've gotta work ACORN into somehow. Apparently they're some vast, ultra-powerful cabal of stock bad guys. Like Imperial Stormtroopers or something.

>> You've gotta work ACORN into somehow. Apparently they're some vast, ultra-powerful cabal of stock bad guys. Like Imperial Stormtroopers or something. <<

Oh, that's easy:

"Gay elderly Latina nun selected for SCOTUS, but would have to close the late-term abortion clinic she runs out of the ACLU back offices in Nebraska if she accepts; reports indicate that she actually doesn't mind the work at the heavily fortified clinic, saying that it "reminds her of home, when she was growing up as the love child of Che Guevara and Jane Fonda." The clinic, funded by ACORN in partnership with Move-On and a grant from the Soros Foundation, has been in operation for fifteen years."

Question for the Right: what do you think? Should she accept the nomination, or continue to operate the clinic?

Actually, this is just too good to pass up. I'm crossposting the question here on ePluribus Media and here on DailyKos.

I wonder what kind of answers we'll get... ...we need a poll for our right-wing folks to respond to.

Edited to add: I've created the poll here. :)

  • Edited 6/7/2009 1:37 am ET by GreyHawk (greyhawk121)
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