Nasty FOREIGN virus. Lock it up! Lock it up! Keep America safe. No FOREIGNERS from Europe allowed. Except Brits of course. They’re not really foreign. They speak English. Don’t they? I think they do, I went to London, I met the Queen, they love me therehttps://t.co/H5Ii1hpakP

— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) March 12, 2020

Even by Lou Dobbs standards, this poll has really strong North Korean vibes pic.twitter.com/wmbIHWth7d

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) March 18, 2020

My Q: When will everyone who needs a coronavirus test be able to get a test?

Pres Trump: “No-one is talking about this except you, which doesn’t surprise me."

My Q: What about people w/ symptoms who cannot get a test?

Trump: "Yeah, well, OK. I’m not— I'm not hearing it."

— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) March 20, 2020

Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a sneak attack on U.S. troops and/or assets in Iraq. If this happens, Iran will pay a very heavy price, indeed!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2020

why does it look like seven Ministry of Magic wizards are trying to cast Stunning spells to take down Mitch at the same time pic.twitter.com/7EFKpmqZlM

— The Library Owl ‍?? (@SketchesbyBoze) April 10, 2020