Easter Dinner ... green eggs and ham on a dinner table with checkered tablecloth

[Peas? Did someone order peas?]

Are those sparrow eggs? 

You mean the peas? If sparrow eggs are green that's a possibility.  I think it’s peas or edamame.

Edamame, it might be. Soybean species vary widely in size and from what I have seen some in shape. Soybeans used for natto are smallest and oval-ish; edamame (in my experience) are multiple times larger than natto; what I cook with are hard dry spheres that morph into small white bean-iikes; roasting dried soybeans results in 'crunchies' for trail mix. 

Did not know from natto. I'll check it out.

I did some more experimenting. Since I can't use names or skin tones I tried describing. Can't of course do recognizable faces. And getting the two together seems impossible.

It gets confused at times when people are supposed to have different colors of hair and forgets who is supposed to be heavy. 

A Canadian Ford-esque Trumpy. The resemblance had escaped me. They are a two-fer!! May I share?

From here on out, I need names.