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Body Parts   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-11 by WALTER784; 70 views.
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From: WALTER784

Jun-11

Body Parts

7th year science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 7th years a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the headmaster, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." She then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say.

1st: "You have a dirty little mind."
2nd: "You didn't read your homework."
3rd: "One day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!"

FWIW

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