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Let's Gather At The River   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Sep-13 by WALTER784; 67 views.
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Sep-13

Let's Gather At The River
 
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
 
With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
 
And then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.
 
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather At the River.'"
 
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