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First Impression   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Sep-14 by WALTER784; 51 views.
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Sep-14

First Impression
 
A drunk got on a bus one day and sat down next to a priest. The drunk stank of wine, his shirt was stained, his face was all red, and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. Later he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis?"
 
The priest replied, "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women and too much alcohol."
 
"Imagine that," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
 
The priest, turned to the man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
 
"I don't have arthritis, Father," he said, "but I just read in the paper that the Pope does."
 
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