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Holy Wine   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Sep-14 by WALTER784; 102 views.
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From: WALTER784

Sep-14

Holy Wine
 
A priest was driving down the road one day when he got stopped by a cop.
 
The cop smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
 
He said to the priest, "Father, have you been drinking?"
 
The priest replied, "Only water, officer."
 
The cop then asked him, "Then why can I smell wine?"
 
The priest looked at the bottle and said, "Good Lord! He's done it again."
 
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From: Showtalk

Sep-14

Now that is funny!

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