Opinion Polls: Delphi's Polling Place

Hosted by Showtalk

Opinion polls on all subjects. Opinions? Heck yes, we have opinions - but we're *always* nice about it, even when ours are diametrically opposed to yours. Register your vote today!

  • 4344
    MEMBERS
  • 87898
    MESSAGES
  • 55
    POSTS TODAY

Discussions

Anti-Automobile Society   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Sep-20 by WALTER784; 72 views.
WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Sep-20

Anti-Automobile Society
 
In certain sections of Pennsylvania many years ago, the Farmer's Anti-Automobile society set up some "rules of the road." In effect, they said:
 
1. "Automobiles travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear."
 
2. "If a driver sees a team of horses, he is to pull to one side of the road and cover his machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery."
 
3. "In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes."
 
FWIW
TOP