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Houston Chronicle   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Sep-22 by WALTER784; 65 views.

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Houston Chronicle
From: "The Houston Chronicle"
A defense attorney in a Northern California murder case says he believes Max the parrot may hold the answer to who smothered Jane Gill to death in her bedroom two years ago. 
But an attempt to get the African gray parrot's testimony into evidence last week was blocked by the judge. 
Max was found dehydrated and hungry in his cage two days after Gill's murder. 
After the parrot was coaxed back to health at a pet shop, the shop's owner said the bird began to cry out, "Richard, no, no, no!" 
The man charged in the case is Gill's business partner, and his name is not Richard. He says he is innocent. 
Gary Dixon, a private investigator working on the case, surmised that the bird is now in a witness-protection program. "Max's identity has been changed, and he is now a macaw," he said.