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Ewwwwww   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Sep-28 by WALTER784; 84 views.
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From: WALTER784

Sep-28

Ewwwwww!
 
A toddler ran out of the bathroom and informed his mother that he had just dropped his tooth brush into the toilet.
"No problem" she said as she smiled, went to the bathroom, fished the toothbrush out of the bowl and dropped it in the trash can. Then got a new brush out of the drawer for him.
 
The boy looked up at his mother with wide eyes, then ran to her bathroom and came back with her toothbrush and said, "Are you gonna throw this one away too?".
 
She asked, "Now why would I want to throw my toothbrush away?" to which she received the reply, "Cuz I dropped yours in the toilet several days ago."
 
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