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Win98 Source Code Finally Revealed   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Oct-13 by WALTER784; 73 views.
WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Oct-13

Win98 Source Code Finally Revealed
 
You need not be much of a programmer to understand this code ;-)
Just one thing to keep in mind: Anything between /* and */ are comments and will not be displayed.
 
/* Windows '98 source code */
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
 
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
 
#define INSTALL_HARD
 
char make_prog_look_big 1600000;
 
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
change_OS2_logon_prompt_to_Win98;
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
hang_system();
}
 
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_disk_scan_to_sound_like_working();
 
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
 
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
 
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
 
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
 
create_general_protection_fault();
}
 
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