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Y2K Benefits   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Oct-13 by WALTER784; 87 views.
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From: WALTER784

Oct-13

Y2K Benefits
 
Dear Valued Employee:
 
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. So please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
 
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
 
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