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Y-2-K Update   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Oct-13 by WALTER784; 95 views.
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From: WALTER784

Oct-13

Y-2-K Update
 
Subject: Y-to-K Project Status Report
 
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through everk line of code in everk program in everk skstem.
 
We have analkzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
 
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" data change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect kour new standards:
 
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November and December
 
as well as...
 
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
 
I trust that this is satisfactork, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made ank sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in ank wak possible. And what does the kear 2000 have to do with it?
 
Speaking of which, what do kou think we ought to do next kear when the two digit kear rolls over from 99 to 00?
 
We'll await kour direction.
 
Thanks,
Skstems Management Staff
 
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