If that happens, we may be very limited in food sources.  Even laying eggs is painful for chickens.

I won't be online for a while I must paint my posters to declare my love of eatng crustaceans as soon as I finish my shrimp cocktail lunch.

You are not woke.  Poor crustaceans.  The Little Mermaid will be happy though, if this becomes a law.

Im actually fighting off the urge to nap, I don't want to wake up

You have to wake up and face the shrimp attack.

Ha!  Cassie and Foxie to the rescue (sounds of crunching and dog slurps. In background)

Then maybe we should all become vegan... but wait, tomatoes, potatoes, onions, asparagus all feel pain too!

Where does this silliness end?

FWIW

Well... talking about pain... what about the pain all the aborted fetuses feel as their limbs are being ripped apart inside the womb!

I mean... pain is pain is pain.

FWIW

My dogs don’t eat crustaceans. Little mermaid and all.

It ends when there isn’t anything left we are allowed to eat