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At the supermarket   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jan-13 by WALTER784; 156 views.
WALTER784
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From: WALTER784

Jan-13

At the supermarket
 
There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning.
 
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me".
 
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
 
When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
 
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...
 
FWIW
WALTER784
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From: WALTER784

Jan-17

Yeah, it's a good one... a real doozey to say the least.

FWIW

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