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Congress & its Citizens   Knock Knock - Off Topic

Started Jun-26 by WALTER784; 103 views.
WALTER784
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From: WALTER784

Jun-26

Congress & it's Citizens
 
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
 
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
 
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
 
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
 
Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Congress was very happy and left the shop.
 
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.
 
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
 
If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor.
 
FWIW
Showtalk
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From: Showtalk

Jun-26

No sense of commerce or morality.

WALTER784
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From: WALTER784

Jun-26

Yep... 

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