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Corny jokes...   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Sep-27 by WALTER784; 38 views.
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Sep-27

Corny jokes...
 
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Then it’d be a foot.
 
Why is the grass so dangerous?
It’s full of blades.
 
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
 
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
 
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
 
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
 
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles.
 
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.
 
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
 
How do snails fight?
They slug it out.
 
Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!
 
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A tractor.
 
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use a honeycomb.
 
Why can’t you trust duck doctors?
They’re all quacks.
 
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
 
Why do melons have weddings?
They cantaloupe.
 
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
 
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.
 
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
 
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His parents were in a jam.
 
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
 
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot (karat) gold.
 
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
 
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satis-factory.
 
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