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Toilet paper debate resolved   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Nov-22 by WALTER784; 616 views.

IF you have cats, the proper way to put it is "under". If it's "over", then cats will unroll the entire roll very quickly.

Showtalk said:

Dogs just eat it all.

And then as a result help put the emergency veterinarian's grandkids through an Ivy League university, or a nice vacation to some tropical resort that would take a working class person a lifetime of toil to pay for a single night's stay.


From: Showtalk


Actually TP, napkins and paper towels go right through.

Showtalk said:

Actually TP, napkins and paper towels go right through.

So do a few other things.


Pedro : Man, what is in this stuff, man?

Man Stoner : Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

Pedro : What's Labrador?

Man Stoner : It's dog poo.

Pedro : What?

Man Stoner : Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Pedro : Yeah?

Man Stoner : I had it on the table and the little critter ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

Pedro : You mean we're smokin' dog crap, man?

Man Stoner : Gets ya high, don't it?

A very high dog. A dog that became a stoner :)

I've heard that catnip has a similar effect on cats as weed does on people.