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It's a Pig's Life   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Mar-31 by WALTER784; 47 views.

From: WALTER784


It's a Pig's Life
An efficiency expert was driving through the country side when he noticed an old farmer in an apple orchard feeding his pig. What he saw drove him absolutely crazy, for the farmer was holding the pig over his head and moving him from apple to apple while the pig ate happily. He turned around, parked and walked up to the farmer saying "Hey there old timer have I got a good idea for you". The farmer asked him what it was and the Expert continued, "Just put the pig on the ground, get a stick, knock the apples to the ground and let the pig eat them there. It sure will save a lot of time."
The old farmer thought about this while he moved his pig to another apple and finally said "Aw shucks, mister, what's time to a pig?"