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Slim the Rooster   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-1 by WALTER784; 47 views.

From: WALTER784


Slim the Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster.
He was hoping he could get a special rooster one that could service all of his many hens.
When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Slim here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer took Slim back to the farm, but before setting him loose in the hen house, he gave Slim a little pep talk.
Slim", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff".
And without a word Slim strutted into the hen house.
Slim was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Slim had finished having his way with each hen.
But Slim didn't stop there. He went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same.
The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Slim, stop. You'll kill yourself". But Slim continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Slim lying there on the lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out.
A buzzard was already circling above Slim. The farmer walked up to Slim saying, "Oh, you poor thing, look what you did. You've gone and killed yourself. I warned you, my little buddy".
Slim whispered, "Shhhhh... You'll scare that buzzard away!"