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Oct-3

Aircraft - Space Systems - Missiles
 
Important! Important!
Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.
 
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires in the future.
 
1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other
 
First Name:____________________ Initial:____ Last Name:______________________
 
Latitude:______________________ Longitude:__________________________________
 
Altitude:______________________ Password, Code Name, Etc:__________________
 
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
 
__ F-14 Tomcat
__ F-15 Eagle
__ F-16 Falcon
__ F-19A Stealth
__ Classified
 
3. Date of purchase:
Month:___________ Day:___________ Year:____________
 
4. Serial Number:____________________
 
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
 
__ Received as Gift/Aid Package
__ Catalog Showroom
__ Sleazy Arms Broker
__ Mail Order
__ Discount Store
__ Government Surplus
__ Classified
__ Stolen
 
6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
 
__ Heard loud noise, looked up
__ Store Display
__ Espionage
__ Recommended by friend/relative/ally
__ Political lobbying by Manufacturer
__ Was attacked by one
 
7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
 
__ Style/Appearance
__ Kickback/Bribe
__ Recommended by salesperson
__ Speed/Maneuverability
__ Comfort/Convenience
__ McDonnell Douglas Reputation
__ Advanced Weapons Systems
__ Price/Value
__ Back-Room Politics
__ Negative experience opposing one in combat
 
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
 
__ North America
__ Central/South America
__ Aircraft Carrier
__ Europe
__ Middle East
__ Africa
__ Asia/Far East
__ Misc. Third-World Countries
__ Classified
 
9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:
 
Product Own Intend to purchase
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Color TV __ __
VCR __ __
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