I hate clothes shopping too.  Black and navy over brown usually here  for accent color. 

regular jeans
 

leather or silk

Leather. Silk feels so weird to me.  

Corderoy or overalls?

Rolling stones!!!

Bikini or one piece?

Love the Stones but am confused...?

Will go with one piece if I have to but really only wear wet suit nowadays..with nothing underneath. 
 

Iced Tea or Kombucha? Haha!

I  am a water person, but given the choice I'm afraid ice tea will be my pic, I never quite got the kombucha thing...

Man X...you’re breaking my heart! What’s your either or choice for us..?

Kombucha does taste pretty rank. It reminds me of moldy sauerkraut. You keep telling me I need to try new brands but it's hard to come by round here. I check out the granola store and tell you what brands we have so you can give me your recommendation. 

Bananas or plantains?

Ha! I take no offense to that Tiny. It may be a bit of an acquired taste. Do you like Berries or Mango or Lemon? I find the ones with Ginger are very gingery and too much for me. Let me know what your Granola store carries. 
 

Plantains

Sound at night: crickets or tree frogs

Crickets......I don’t think we have frogs that live in trees here.  Lol.  Crickets and grasshoppers are ending up in pool a lot.  Tons of grasshoppers this year.....much worse for friends that live next to pastures.

green or black tea

No tree frogs? Bet lots of crickets. And you get Fireflies so that makes up for a lot! 

Black tea 

Tea with milk or lemon?