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From: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by host2/24/04 1:59 PM 
To: All  (1 of 8) 
In case you are not aware Landover Baptist Church is a satire site..

"As a result of this inspirational, secret meeting, Landover Baptist has been called upon to draft legislation to address the problem of Atheist traitors living like cockroaches in our midst.  But you can do your part, too.  If you are reading this, you know of a practicing Atheist in your community, and would like to report him to your local police department, we'd like to tell you how simple it is under the current Bush Administration. "

Edited 2/24/2004 2:21:16 PM ET by Tarty (RAVENGIL)
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From: Kirsten (koshugi)2/24/04 7:20 PM 
To: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (2 of 8) 
 8836.2 in reply to 8836.1 

From: Painwraith CPU =VOID Corp= (banewraith)2/25/04 4:50 AM 
To: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (3 of 8) 
 8836.3 in reply to 8836.1 
um ooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaayyyy....

at first I was thinking 'is this for real?'

Then I saw the 'what would jesus do' thong for sale



From: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by host2/25/04 5:16 AM 
To: Painwraith CPU =VOID Corp= (banewraith)  (4 of 8) 
 8836.4 in reply to 8836.3 
I love the Landover Baptist Church. The whole site is hillarious

From: BEOWULF (beowulf51)2/25/04 12:15 PM 
To: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (5 of 8) 
 8836.5 in reply to 8836.1 
"Practicing atheists"????? I give up, how do atheists practice? What would constitute an atheist ritual?

From: subcomandante dagaz (Iucundus)2/28/04 12:37 PM 
To: BEOWULF (beowulf51)  (6 of 8) 
 8836.6 in reply to 8836.5 
let me see... first they say the "profession of unbelief", then they pee on consecrated communion bread (= the flesh of christ) they've stolen from the tabernacle of the nearest catholic church - of course latter action would hardly cause a scandal in a country with a sound majority of protestants, would it?

From: Bunny1383/9/04 10:14 AM 
To: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (7 of 8) 
 8836.7 in reply to 8836.1 
Hilarious! Thanks for the site.

From: Tarty (RAVENGIL) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by host3/9/04 4:34 PM 
To: Bunny138  (8 of 8) 
 8836.8 in reply to 8836.7 
You're welcome

Enjoy the site-- there's always something funny and new there


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