There once was a company called Arkrights Nails. They exclusively made nails of every type from tiny picture hangin nails to 6" industrial nails. The Family that owned the company prided their work ethic on Christian Values and were very successful. However, the time came for Mr Arkright to retire and handed the company over to his 2 sons. They figured it was time to update the companies image and brought in an advertising company. The showed them all round the factory making sure to promote their 'christian' work ethic.
The Advertising Co. came back 3 weeks later with a video. It showed a picture of Christ on the cross and a caption "Only The Best for An Arkright Nail'"
The sons were horrified and showed the Advertising guys around the company again!
3 weeks later, the Advertising Co. came back with a revised video... it showed a picture of
Christ walking off into the sunset with the caption "This Never Would Have Happened with an Arkright Nail!"