So, after putting it off, I finally started consolidating my stuff from this year's NYCC to put away, and found my postcard from "Uncle Traveling Matt." I recall people asking what the postcards said, so here goes:
"Dear Nephew Gobo,
During my travels to Outer Space, I have never seen a place like New York Comic Con. Apparently, this is where all the strangest Silly Creatures go to stand in lines and share odors. Still, it seems like a bad idea to keep all the superheroes in one place.
Silly Creatures - You never know what they'll do next.
Uncle Traveling Matt
for more Muppet fun, visit ToughPigs.com!"
(But I bet you all already know about that last part.)