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Started 10/19/19 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 64057 views.
bml00

From: bml00

2/7/20

BerrySteph said:

one of the most skilled programmers in the whole of Delphi

I bet you could not get Hollywood or Bollywood to write such #### , there has to be a place where such skills are developed , the only skill Goss has is to annoy , argue , spell badly and make a consistent fool of himself for which he takes reams of space doing

Promise me you will print out the above and cherish it

BM

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

2/7/20

All the Mod settings are broken all across Delphi.

Bloody Goss!

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

2/7/20

BerrySteph said:

You realise you have one of the most skilled programmers in the whole of Delphi land right here in your Farom and you've not broken his heart, treating him like an idiot?

Who Harold?

I'll CC him...

OY! Harold! Can you understand convoluted coding errors?

CC to Harold27Z
BerrySteph

From: BerrySteph

2/7/20

I find it astonishing that, in this day and age, an outright racist can have clear preference over two people who are tolerant and practically multi-cultural.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

2/7/20

Who Harold?

Well, I know - but he does know a bit about computers.

BerrySteph

From: BerrySteph

2/7/20

Jenifer (Zarknorph) said:

Well, I know - but he does know a bit about computers.

The Nazis knew more about computers than we did (and we knew a lot more about them than the US did).

So what?

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

2/7/20

I spent decades programming in various languages including for mainframes and also Delphi / SQL.

My nephews assumed I would design games for them but they were sadly mistaken.

Once I pranked a liberal manager by amending a nationwide logon screen which asked for Profile + Password.  I added in a field for Ethnicity. 

SquaddyB

From: SquaddyB

2/7/20

Why are you still here?

Di said:  'stupidity was out!'  

 

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

2/8/20

Daily laugh delivered.

Thanks Harold.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

2/8/20

The enhancement had only been done on one device.  He assumed it had gone nationwide.

I modified an internal messaging system, to upset English speakers by specifying in Afrikaans: "Only Afrikaans, Dutch and Fanagalo are acceptable".

Another time, there was an internal ballot.   I forged half the ballot papers in favour of an illiterate affirmative.  The liberal boss went ape with me and my colleague. 

  • Edited February 8, 2020 3:43 am  by  Harold27Z
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