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Robots and shag-dolls   Science

Started Nov-7 by Harold27Z; 411 views.
Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Nov-7

Apparently scientists have already developed sex-robots.  Other scientists are working on developing headless frogs and other animals. The master-plan is to clone humanoid zombies, headless or otherwise, and harvest them for vital organs.  They will resemble humans but will be shag-dolls.  This will destroy the market for rubber blow-up dolls.  Would you buy any of them ?

BerrySteph

From: BerrySteph

Nov-7

I don't think you're a genuine Holocaust Denier.

You're just a toad.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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I think the best plan is to try to grow organs in a lab.

Then they would be specifically tailored for the recipient and have less chance of being rejected.

They have managed to grow a meat patty.

Would you cook it up and have a hamburger?

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Nov-8

No.   I reject artificial and/or GMO contaminated products.   Eating ham is against one of my religions.  I've mislaid my organ donor card wherein I specified that ONLY right-wing Aryan life-forms can have my spare parts.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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Harold27Z said:

I've mislaid my organ donor card wherein I specified that ONLY right-wing Aryan life-forms can have my spare parts.

Oh, you are hilarious!!

Please stay here as long as you wish!

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Nov-9

Jeni dear - you have a unique sense of humour!

I find his post offensive

BerrySteph

From: BerrySteph

Nov-9

PTG (anotherPTG) said:

I find his post offensive

Have a look at http://forums.delphiforums.com/aususuk/messages?msg=832.138

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Nov-9

By the same token, does your Will say your assets must go to your own children instead of strangers ?

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Nov-9

This will be my only post direct to you so treasure it!

My answer to you is NO.

My assets are almost nil but are willed to a Charity.

My children are all comfortably off and need no provision from me.

I now place your ID as number four on my ignore list as yet another human parasite on the body of "mankind"

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Nov-10

Only if you take it seriously.

As a joke, it's funny.  A fantastic caricature of the far right extremist.

Especially when you take into account that no one could ever actually put those instructions on an organ donor card.

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