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Grossly gross jumbo slobs   Vent Your Spleen!

Started Dec-21 by Harold27Z; 727 views.
Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Dec-21

Should airlines provide seat partitions to stop jumbos becoming space invaders ?

They should pay for 2 seats, preferably adjacent.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Dec-22

Thats the best news I've heard for ages.

jra2750

From: jra2750

Dec-22

I believe that most airlines DO charge for 2 adjacent seats for the obese traveler.  

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Dec-22

Whenever I bought plane tickets, nobody ever asked if I was a grossly gross obese fat jumbo slob liable to pay more.

jra2750

From: jra2750

Dec-22

It's a visual thing Harold.  When They waddle in out of breath and stinking it's automatic for the ticket masters to say that'll be $1,000 for TWO seats in the two-seat section please.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Dec-22

That explains why jumbos prefer to book tickets online so they can bypass visual inspection.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Dec-29

Harold27Z said:

That explains why jumbos prefer to book tickets online so they can bypass visual inspection.

But they have to show their ticket to a human at some point before getting on the plane.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Dec-29

So you reckon the ticket clerk can conjure up additional seating out of thin air at a moment's notice when the plane is already overbooked ?

And he or she is so authorized to issue such penalty tickets.  Yeah.  Right.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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Oh dear, that is unfortunate...

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