Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Grace and gratitude   Vent Your Spleen!

Started Jan-4 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 245 views.
Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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For the last two weeks I was house-sitting for my neighbour.

I used that time to stop smoking.  It was tough.

He had NO table in his home, other than a coffee table.

I had to sit on the floor with pillows as a chair, legs bunched up as there was not enough height to even stretch them out underneath.

It was hell on my back and neck.

I looked after his cats, and made sure his house looked very much occupied over the Christmas and New Year break, meaning I could not spend much time with my own mother during this holiday.

He returned home on Friday.

On Thursday I did all the linen washing (of course, it rained) INCLUDING his clothes in the hamper and slept at home.

Friday morning I went in and cleaned that house from top to bottom.

I could not find a bucket and mop, however, but he had two vacuum cleaners, one which he showed me how to use on the wooden kitchen floor before he left.

I scrubbed, wiped, vacuumed and swept everything.  The house was spotless.

He came home, we had a pleasant chat over the fence about the holiday.

About half an hour after that I heard the vacuum cleaner.

I called through his window: "Oy! Did I miss a spot?!"

He gave me a sarcastic grin and replied "How old are you?"

I shrugged "I dunno, I refused to keep count after 45."

He said; "Well, you should know how to clean a floor by now."

I called him a motherfucker and burst into tears.

Later he brought me in, to show me (or should I say mansplain to me) about the grease on the floor.  I noticed the mop and bucket and said I could not find it anywhere, which is why I used degreasing spray and a cloth on my hands and knees.

He pointed out my obvious mistakes. 

I should have known that the grate on top of the gas stove I had never used (we have electric) was detachable.

And the mop and bucket were outside, in the back yard beneath the barbecue.

Oh - and he didn't even pay me.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Jan-4

He obviously needed some advice!

I think puppy training (socialising in a controlled environment) and obedience training are essential.

The reason being, that the owners are trained at the same time

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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Are you saying my neighbour needs to be trained?

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Jan-5

No, I think you might need a bit of training! You mean to say your blooming neighbour is still alive AND well? Not even 1 night in intensive care, or at least a visit to the ER?

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-11

Nope.

I house-sit because I adore his two cats.

His last house-sitter popped in once every 2 days and filled their food and water bowls.

And I think his cats like me better than him.

We're on speaking terms.  The test will be the next time he has a FIFO job and needs the cats to be fed for a couple of days.

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