Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Flowers   World Wide WTF?

Started Jan-16 by Harold27Z; 1008 views.
Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Jan-31

It should be renamed "Swindler's List".

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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Harold27Z said:

You are referring to which "god" ?

Thor, of course.

The cool one with the only afterlife you'd actually want to endure.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Feb-1

OK, under Thor,  will I qualify for a hundred beefy specimen virgins ?

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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No, just one massive party with plenty of booze and the women have equal rights.

Well... as best you can get.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Feb-9

Doubt you would know what to do with them anyway. So be careful what you wish for.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Feb-10

So would you trust me to read poetry to your sister ?

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Feb-10

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Feb-10

You are a hard act to follow.

Forces of communism on another site moved my teacher poem to an unfrequented backwater location so nobody would see it.

Thereafter, my status became "Citizen Banned".  Typical.  I dare say some might not appreciate me  writing a book about such discrimination against me.

Its pasted below but I cannot make it larger.  Unsure if I still have the text somewhere.

My offsprings were fascinated by the lewd unrepeatable poetry we learned in school.

01 ) There was a young man from Brazil who swallowed a gunpowder pill ...

02 ) There was a young girl from Madrid ....

I will post one of my poems in a new topic.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Feb-10

"There was a man from Nantucket"

Who made his grog in a bucket

But the hooch was so strong

It caused the angels to sing.

And he entered the Pearly Gates to belong!

(Over to you Jen to do a better one!)

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Feb-10

I don't have one, how do you feel reading to my brother?

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