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Am I allowed to make jokes here?   Fun and Games

Started 5/29/17 by PTG (anotherPTG); 9561 views.
SharpEye1

From: SharpEye1

6/29/17

Hi PTG--Loved these latest posts!

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

6/29/17

   

A few days ago I was having some work done at my
local garage when a blonde came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten.

 

We all looked at each other and another customer
asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

 

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle
of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'

 

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was,
but this piece had always been there.

 

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

 

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had
its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

 

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.'

 

The mechanic fainted.

 

If you're not sure what a 710 is  

 


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SharpEye1

From: SharpEye1

6/29/17

Agreed!  Glad I'm not blonde and know what an oil cap looks like! sunglasses

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Alfi (THIALFI)

From: Alfi (THIALFI)

7/16/17

A man bought a sports car that was so close to the ground that it could pass under the bar at toll booths. Though the temptation was great, he avoided it until late one night, when he zoomed through underneath the bar. The resulting alarm swiftly produced a state trooper, who demanded license and registration.

“What did I do?” asked the man.

Replied the trooper: “Never send to know for whom the toll bells. It bells for thee.”

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Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

7/24/17

Did you hear about the deaf-mute who fell down a well and broke three fingers yelling for help?

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Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

8/3/17

Trying to tell a "Knock! Knock!" joke to the grumpy old man next door:

KID: "Knock! Knock!"

GOM: "Go AWAY!"

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