Coalition of the Confused

Hosted by Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Am I allowed to make jokes here?   Fun and Games

Started 5/29/17 by PTG (anotherPTG); 9564 views.
In reply toRe: msg 8
SharpEye1

From: SharpEye1

5/30/17

Shocking Overdose Victim:

In reply toRe: msg 11
SharpEye1

From: SharpEye1

5/31/17

What's for dinner?

  

   Can't eat pork,

Swine flu...

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Can't eat chicken,

Bird flu.

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Can't eat Beef,

Mad cow....

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Can't eat eggs,

Salmonella.

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Can't eat fish,

 heavy metal poisons in their waters.

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Can't eat fruits and veggies,

insecticides and herbicides.

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Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!

Remember - - - 'STRESSED'

spelled backwards! is

'DESSERTS'

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Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

5/31/17

I think all warnings should be removed from packages for a period of five years.

Natural selection will take care of the rest and the human race can move on and have a shot at evolving.

Cheers,

Jenifer

In reply toRe: msg 14
PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

5/31/17

SharpEye1

From: SharpEye1

5/31/17

Hilarious!  Would there be a way to transfer the Special Room saga to here?  Would that be too weird or out of place?

In reply toRe: msg 16
SharpEye1

From: SharpEye1

6/5/17

Hi Jenifer--Is this where you found Anabel? smile

Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

6/6/17

Oh that's so gorgeous!

She was smaller than that, though!  And so thin.

Now she's growing stronger everyday.

But I still have to rescue her when she gets on the roof.

Cheers,

Jenifer

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