Well, she laughed and I believe she enjoyed it, but does not fully approve of the trolling activity. She's afraid I will upset the wrong people. She has a point, but sometimes I just can't help myself. 

Although I had fun with it, it's a crappy situation and really pisses me off that so many people are so calloused about covid safety... until, suddenly, they think they are breathing distance from someone who claims to be "positive" - Truth is, and I hope they realize it after dealing we me, that ANYONE of their fellow unmasked, unvaccinated, undistanced people could secretly or unknowingly be spreading it. 

I am (sadly) choosing to stay away from our under 12 grandkids until Thursday, I will take a test to ensure I am not really positive five full days after the trip. I have to, I care more about the under 12s in my life than they care about the under 12s in theirs. 

I missed this diatribe. Both brilliant and thoughtful!

I thought you posted it somewhere here.

In part of my alternate universe!

But no - not "guilty"

Hilarious!!!  And yet sad.

I have never been questioned about continuing to wear a mask in public indoors, while vaccinated, though we get "The Look".

Hubby and I must emulate you both for our mutual amusement!

So true that they care less, until it coughs in their face.

A new reality: Shunned while vaxed and masked.

Insurrection is not new.  Both the Revolutionary and Civil Wars were started by Insurrectionists...indeed some of the Revolutionary insurrectionist went on to B presidents.

True.  But these were actual real life events and causes.  Throwing off British control and fighting to preserve slavery.

The difference here is that January 6th was all based on a lie.