I heard this absolute gem from a friend last night.

"Don't kick a brick wall trying to kill a wasp when you've been drinking"

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It inspired me to start a new thread just for words of wisdom, advice for life or just handy tips to get you through the day.

Feel free to add your own.

Cheers,

Jenifer

Hi Tory!

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! 

The thread started in your honour...

Happy to help with any questions you have navigating your way around.

Cheers,

Jenifer

"The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases." -- Jerry Brown, 1973
Alfi: And nothing's changed despite all the nifty technology.

"As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse." -- Art Buchwald

"All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." -- Samuel Butler

Love 'em!  Keep 'em coming!

Alfi (THIALFI) said...

"The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases." -- Jerry Brown, 1973

This is stolen from Parkinison's Law:

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. A proverb coined by the twentieth-century British scholar C. Northcote Parkinson, known as Parkinson's Law.