Hey Pavlova!

Doesn't sound familiar, so if you are new ~

Welcome!  Welcome! Welcome! 

My imaginary friend left me for someone else.

I only have one voice in my head... just not sure if it's mine.

Either way, it just wants me to burn things, so I mostly ignore it...

...mostly.

Thank you 

I spent five hours yesterday and two hours today dealing with Telstra (Australian telco).

I am trying to leave them for good, but they are making it as expensive and difficult as they possibly can.

So there will be a theme today in the jokes...