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Words Of Wisdom The Lounge
Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 145056 views.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)
Sep-7
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
From: katiek2
Sep-7
Di, I didn't know you were a conservative! PTG's post defines our feelings exactly.
Thank you, PTG.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)
Sep-8
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.
From: Di (amina046)
Sep-10
Observations of Wisdom -=- aka Assorted ‘Groans’
• Venison for dinner again ? Oh deer !
• How does Moses make tea ? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)
Sep-11
Di (amina046) said:• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
From Stephen Fry:
"What blood type are you?"
"A"
"I said, what blood type are you?"
"O... B"
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